Kate Beckinsale Doesn’t Cook Because She’s Too Good In The Bedroom

Now there is an excuse for not cooking that I need to try. :) Kate Beckinsale says she’s no good in the kitchen because she’s too good at sex!

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I
always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order
the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

She cracks me up!!! I know we’ve had a lot of Kate quotes today, but some of the things she says are too good NOT to post! What’s your best excuse for not pulling together a good meal?


  1. Amy says

    I have a headache, it works for both cooking and sex. Just kidding geeeeeesh!!!!!!! My excuse for not cooking is because I don’t want to.

  2. karla says

    hahah,so how come i am great in bed and great cook then??!!!!how lame comment of hers,she cracks me up but with being totally silly,don’t mistake that with humor,please:)

  3. Miss_M says

    A lady in public, a whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen…. apparently that’s how you keep your man.

    While I think that is to an extend true I find it very shallow that Kate Beckinsale needs to tell the public that she can’t cook but is a fox in bed. Who wants to know that? I also pity her that she can’t cook. I love cooking and it’s so rewarding being able to bring a delicious meal onto the table. Especially when you cook for your friends.
    I’m not going to say if I’m good or bad in bed because a) that’s nobody’s business and b) it always takes two!

  4. Passerby says

    what about for her daughter? she doesnt cook cuz she’s good in bed? im more than positive she doesnt have sex with her daughter so what her excuse for not cooking for her kid? i hope she has a chef cuz eating out and ordering in is not good or healthy for a little girl.

  5. Ben says

    I agree with Kate’s priorities. My wife can do neither food nor sex. Food’s fine because I can cook pretty well for the both of us. As for sex … like Miss_M said, it takes two.

  6. says

    SHE’S GORGEOUS!!!!!!
    ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Immortal says

    Oh no, I’m a great cook! What does this say about me? ha ha

    Honestly though, she doesn’t cook because she’s rich and doesn’t need to.

  8. Passerby says

    yeeah, i bet she’s actually no good in the sack – she doesn’t stop going on about it!! has something to hide for sure xxx

  9. Joelle says

    They’re not mutually exclusive. Besides, she better be careful. You know what they say about a way to a man’s heart.

  10. Passerby says

    true..i’m sick of hearing her sex remarks, its not the first time. It doesn’t take a scientist to satisfy a man, thats why some of the dummest specimens become prostitutes, because they don’t know anything else

  11. snot says

    why are governments using mind cotnrol on its population???
    why are governments using mind control there is alot of mind cotnrol techniques that governments are using and its on the internet ??
    the stars need the american governments brainwashing them for a good rating>?

  12. Ashley says

    The fact atht she talks so much about how good she is in the sack makes me think maybe she’s not so good. I mean seriously no other actress I can think of, constantly tells, in all of her interviews, how good she is at sex, how her va-jay-jay is like heaven, etc. GET OVER YOURSELF.

    On Topic – I was always taught that you had to be good at both. Men want a woman that’s good in the sack but also want one that can make them a steak afterwards. That’s the real way to a man’s heart. Besides I don’t think you need to be able to cook like a pro, learn a good meal or two.

  13. lizzy says

    so funny……sometimes at work after we order chinese food..we each read our fortune and end each reading with “IN BED”…….lol

  14. Passerby says

    I don’t know why but this guy gives me the creeps what is he looking at?
    If you google all the pictures of Kate her husband and her daughter you will know what I’m talking about! everytime he’s looking at her!


  15. Passerby says

    What is this the 1950’s?! Why would you have to have an excuse for not cooking? My husband and I both cook and share clean up duties.

  16. Mama Mo says

    *ahem*…God must have blessed me because I think I’m pretty DAMN good in BOTH depts!!!

    hahah I LOVE HER!

    <3 Mama Mo

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