Where do they come up with this stuff?!? Sources are claiming that Jay-Z asked the hotel where he's staying in Africa to carve a watermelon into the shape of Beyonce's bust and leave it on display in his room.
"One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould
of Beyonce's breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples."
What do you think, fact or fiction?
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Seriously, WTF? LMAO. I don't know if I believe that. I mean, celebrities are crazy enough...but a WATERMELON?!?! Weird.
That is freakin ridiculous! Fiction!
Cantaloupes maybe, but Watermelons...um no. We're talking Beyonce, not Pamela Anderson!
177157 points
FICTION
300 points
I say it's a lie too
did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?
So did they get a molding from her actual ta ta's,, hold on, rolling eyes,, If not, how did they know what to go by
320 points
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN.
Emily (not verified) said:
did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?
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I Can't even get mad at Cha,, lol
8425 points
Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands to be dreaming this stuff up. I say fiction, and if it is true then jay is psycho.
300 points
i love it
15080 points
And what exaclty would he do with those watermelons? Don't think i want to know.
473468 points
Same thing I
was wondering...ummm, EW.
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff :)
Love your car!
I cannot believe that beautiful woman is married to him. He is so unattractive.
I recently saw him perform at Glastonbury (which was excellent btw) and what struck me was how charismatic he was, which is an attractive quality.
you'll never know what jayz will do whos to say that he didnt i mean beyonce travels too maybe he did that to let people know that shes the only one on his mind and that shes the only one he wonna be with at the time after all beyonce is his wife anyways knowing beyonce most likely she sent it to him so that he'll know not to fuck around on her with his groupies
I've heard it all now. Geeze, I hope that's not true. Seeing him reminds me of the saying that love is blind or beauty and the beast.
300 points
My question is this: what makes B's boobies so disTINCtive? I mean, what makes a pair of watermelon ta-ta's speCIFICALLY like Beyonce's as opposed to any other woman's?
435 points
hahahah!! No way, this can't be true!!
Nah, not true, imo. It's also a fairly racist thing to say. Can't use cantaloupes because, hey, watermelon is the fruit of choice, ya know? Surprised they didn't say he wanted some greens to use as a fake weave above it all, and maybe a little cornbread for booty shorts.
Sometimes you just have to laugh ironically because it's all so absurd in this day and age.....
IT MUST BE NICE HONEY! JUST MAKE IT LAST BEYONCE WHO WOULDN'T WAN THE ONLY JAAAAAAAAAY Z. GO HEAD WIT YO BAD SELF
THE BADDEST BITCH WALKIN DARE U 2 SAY IM NOT IF SO YO MAMA
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