Jay-Z Demands A Watermelon Carved In The Shape Of Beyonce's Bust

Jay-Z Demands A Watermelon Carved In The Shape Of Beyonce's Bust

Where do they come up with this stuff?!? Sources are claiming that Jay-Z asked the hotel where he's staying in Africa to carve a watermelon into the shape of Beyonce's bust and leave it on display in his room.

"One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould
of Beyonce's breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples."

What do you think, fact or fiction?



COMMENTS...

JenneD
785 points
JenneD said:

Seriously, WTF? LMAO. I don't know if I believe that. I mean, celebrities are crazy enough...but a WATERMELON?!?! Weird.

Passerby Passerby said:

That is freakin ridiculous! Fiction!

genius genius said:

Cantaloupes maybe, but Watermelons...um no. We're talking Beyonce, not Pamela Anderson!

<a href="/user/96" title="View user profile.">BoN</a>
17322 points
BoN said:

FICTION

<a href="/user/474" title="View user profile.">Sophie</a>
300 points
Sophie said:

I say it's a lie too

Emily Emily said:

did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?

Moreaces Moreaces said:

So did they get a molding from her actual ta ta's,, hold on, rolling eyes,, If not, how did they know what to go by

Complicated
320 points
Complicated said:

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN.

Moreaces Moreaces said:

Emily (not verified) said:
did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?

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I Can't even get mad at Cha,, lol

<a href="/user/87" title="View user profile.">Amy</a>
6735 points
Amy said:

Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands to be dreaming this stuff up. I say fiction, and if it is true then jay is psycho.

joyceee
300 points
joyceee said:

i love it

<a href="/user/1128" title="View user profile.">exposition</a>
15065 points
exposition said:

And what exaclty would he do with those watermelons? Don't think i want to know.

<a href="/user/5" title="View user profile.">Kyle</a>
473396 points
Kyle said:

Same thing I
was wondering...ummm, EW.

 

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff :)

Passerby Passerby said:

Love your car!

Passerby Passerby said:

I cannot believe that beautiful woman is married to him. He is so unattractive.

Passerby Passerby said:

I recently saw him perform at Glastonbury (which was excellent btw) and what struck me was how charismatic he was, which is an attractive quality.

Passerby Passerby said:

you'll never know what jayz will do whos to say that he didnt i mean beyonce travels too maybe he did that to let people know that shes the only one on his mind and that shes the only one he wonna be with at the time after all beyonce is his wife anyways knowing beyonce most likely she sent it to him so that he'll know not to fuck around on her with his groupies

Passerby Passerby said:

I've heard it all now. Geeze, I hope that's not true. Seeing him reminds me of the saying that love is blind or beauty and the beast.

<a href="/user/286" title="View user profile.">Ernestine</a>
300 points
Ernestine said:

My question is this: what makes B's boobies so disTINCtive? I mean, what makes a pair of watermelon ta-ta's speCIFICALLY like Beyonce's as opposed to any other woman's?

<a href="/user/1113" title="View user profile.">Kaitx</a>
300 points
Kaitx said:

hahahah!! No way, this can't be true!!

Passerby Passerby said:

Nah, not true, imo. It's also a fairly racist thing to say. Can't use cantaloupes because, hey, watermelon is the fruit of choice, ya know? Surprised they didn't say he wanted some greens to use as a fake weave above it all, and maybe a little cornbread for booty shorts.

Sometimes you just have to laugh ironically because it's all so absurd in this day and age.....

Passerby Passerby said:

IT MUST BE NICE HONEY! JUST MAKE IT LAST BEYONCE WHO WOULDN'T WAN THE ONLY JAAAAAAAAAY Z. GO HEAD WIT YO BAD SELF

ESHA ESHA said:

THE BADDEST BITCH WALKIN DARE U 2 SAY IM NOT IF SO YO MAMA

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