Jay-Z Demands A Watermelon Carved In The Shape Of Beyonce’s Bust

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Where do they come up with this stuff?!? Sources are claiming that Jay-Z asked the hotel where he’s staying in Africa to carve a watermelon into the shape of Beyonce‘s bust and leave it on display in his room.

"One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould
of Beyonce’s breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples."

What do you think, fact or fiction?

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23 Responses to Jay-Z Demands A Watermelon Carved In The Shape Of Beyonce’s Bust

  1. Amy says:

    Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands to be dreaming this stuff up. I say fiction, and if it is true then jay is psycho.

  2. joyceee says:

    i love it

  3. exposition says:

    And what exaclty would he do with those watermelons? Don’t think i want to know.

  4. Kyle says:

    Same thing I
    was wondering…ummm, EW.

     

    Don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff :)

  5. Passerby says:

    I cannot believe that beautiful woman is married to him. He is so unattractive.

  6. Passerby says:

    you’ll never know what jayz will do whos to say that he didnt i mean beyonce travels too maybe he did that to let people know that shes the only one on his mind and that shes the only one he wonna be with at the time after all beyonce is his wife anyways knowing beyonce most likely she sent it to him so that he’ll know not to fuck around on her with his groupies

  7. Passerby says:

    I’ve heard it all now. Geeze, I hope that’s not true. Seeing him reminds me of the saying that love is blind or beauty and the beast.

  8. Passerby says:

    Love your car!

  9. Ernestine says:

    My question is this: what makes B’s boobies so disTINCtive? I mean, what makes a pair of watermelon ta-ta’s speCIFICALLY like Beyonce’s as opposed to any other woman’s?

  10. Kaitx says:

    hahahah!! No way, this can’t be true!!

  11. Passerby says:

    Nah, not true, imo. It’s also a fairly racist thing to say. Can’t use cantaloupes because, hey, watermelon is the fruit of choice, ya know? Surprised they didn’t say he wanted some greens to use as a fake weave above it all, and maybe a little cornbread for booty shorts.

    Sometimes you just have to laugh ironically because it’s all so absurd in this day and age…..

  12. Passerby says:

    I recently saw him perform at Glastonbury (which was excellent btw) and what struck me was how charismatic he was, which is an attractive quality.

  13. Passerby says:

    IT MUST BE NICE HONEY! JUST MAKE IT LAST BEYONCE WHO WOULDN’T WAN THE ONLY JAAAAAAAAAY Z. GO HEAD WIT YO BAD SELF

  14. ESHA says:

    THE BADDEST BITCH WALKIN DARE U 2 SAY IM NOT IF SO YO MAMA

  15. JenneD says:

    Seriously, WTF? LMAO. I don’t know if I believe that. I mean, celebrities are crazy enough…but a WATERMELON?!?! Weird.

  16. Passerby says:

    That is freakin ridiculous! Fiction!

  17. genius says:

    Cantaloupes maybe, but Watermelons…um no. We’re talking Beyonce, not Pamela Anderson!

  18. Sophie says:

    I say it’s a lie too

  19. Emily says:

    did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?

  20. Moreaces says:

    So did they get a molding from her actual ta ta’s,, hold on, rolling eyes,, If not, how did they know what to go by

  21. Complicated says:

    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN.

  22. Moreaces says:

    Emily (not verified) said:
    did he ask for fried chicken carved into the shape of her vagina too?

    =====

    I Can’t even get mad at Cha,, lol

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