George Clooney Tops Hollywood Bachelor List
Yet another list where George Clooney ranks number one as top bachelor. We get it. He's available. I almost feel like they should retire his number like in sports and give away his spot to a new comer. George is so unattainable. He's admitted that he has no intentions of marrying. It's not a "catch" unless it's able to be caught. Georgie slips through the fingers of every woman that attempts to hold on for too long.
Here are the rest of the men that are on the list. I love how Brad Pitt isn't on the list BUT other men in relationships are like Leo, Matty, John and Orlando. I guess Angelina has a pretty tight grip on him. No magazine would dare say he's available.
1. George Clooney
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Ryan Seacrest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Vince Vaughn
6. Jamie Foxx
7. Owen Wilson
8. Orlando Bloom
9. Bruce Willis
10. John Mayer
Photos by Bauer Griffin
uhmmmm, ok? I think if you are still in a relationship with the woman that just gave birth to your baby, that kinda makes you UNavailable.
I think its gross. I mean, why cant he marry... hasn't he had ENOUGH promiscuous sex?? Hasn't he "been with" enough "hot women?" Is no one "good enough" for The George?
you're an idiot
since when did john meyer become a good catch?! since jen aniston? ew!!!!
I think it's because they refer to the other one as domestic partners. And that is weird. I don't think they should have included anyone that's in a relationship, even though they're not married, they're not exactly single.
Matthew McConaughey just had a baby, why would he be on the list??? Of course Brad Pitt is not on the list, he's too damn ugly and old.
so brad pitt is ugly?lmao what about VINCE VAUGHAN,JOHN MAYER,Ryan Seacrest,BRUCE WILLS?FUGS FUGS GROSS BUT my guess is you shouldnt mess with a man with 6 kids under 6 years!
Everyone on the list is gay, except for maybe Bruce and Orlando,,Not that there is anything wrong with that
Yawn they are all overrated closeted homosexuals for the most part.
To me John should be No. 1 . But I do think this list should include only man that are single at the moment.
ewwww to ALL !
call me crazy but i`d take ryan seacrest over matt. mc.... any day
1. brad is not hot. 2. brad has SIX kids. .. who the hell wants a man with SIX kids? 3. men with too much BOTOX aka Brad Pitt = turn off
For passerby at 12:06 PM: If you ever look closely at any pix of Brad Pitt, he CLEARLY doesn't do botox!!! Hello??? He looks his age, which ... why not?
For a moment I thought it was Simon Cowell in the picture! :-) ... Why should George get married if he doesn't want to? Marriage is not everything.
when will people notice that he's gay and been living in a secret relationship with brad pitt for years and the whole brangelina is just a major coverup?!? bless you, george!
Vince Vaughn is revolting. Absolutely vile. It would take about twelve tequila shots and a whooooolle lotta weed to make me even THINK he's remotely attractive. And I think it's monumentally disrespectful of them to put Matt M. on that list when he and his girlfriend just had a CHILD together.
P.S. *yaaawn.* I'm sick to death of Clooney, but Leo's still got it! :-)
John Mayer? Seriously? Allow me to convulse violently and projectile vomit my spleen against the nearest wall.
Where is Prince Caspian Ben Barnes???
These are sad, sad days indeed.
These lists are just as degrading to men as the ones that rank women on their attractiveness. However there are some differences. As has been pointed out, on a list ranking the most eligible bachelors (such an archaic term in itself) we have men in committed relationships, some even with children. As for Mr Clooney being named as number one, is it because of the fact that no woman can pin him down for long - or so he claims? If a woman went through men at the rate Clooney does women with the same attitude, she would be ranking number one on the top sl*t list. That playing field's still far from being level...
You never know..maybe Clooney has finished his lap dancer/stripper/escort ho-fest and will actually pair up with a classy dame.
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