Ryan Seacrest Bitten By A Shark
JUL 29, 2008 AT 09:38 AM
Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark! A baby shark... but still. Is anyone watching Shark Week on the Discovery Channel at nights? Hubby and I are glued to our set watching those stories about survivors. Scarier than any horror movie I've seen. It's on for the rest of the week if this is something that interests you.
Back to Ryan, while at the beach a shark took a bite at his foot and even left a tooth behind!
"I was bitten by a shark… (there were) a thousand people in the ocean,
and I get bit by the shark."
Photos by WENN
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT! Sure, I believe you, Ryan! LOL!
300 points
Drat. I hoped it had bitten his head off.
12902 points
Where was the angry mama shark to finish the job? I can't even handle looking at pictures of this person anymore--he is just that annoying.
so is he saying that the shark should have bitten somebody elses instead?
Well, duh....what would make him any different than the other 1000 people in the water?
pretty piss-poor excuse for a shark
Guess the shark didn't care for him either!
Apparently some people can't figure out Ryan's being SARCASTIC. It's supposed to be said in the "why does this crap always happen to me" tone.
I should know. I have that sense of humor. ;)
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