Kate Beckinsale's Transsexual Hands And Rumer Willis' Big Hairy Tumor

I couldn't decide between these two quotes as they are both post worthy. So we'll just double up for our Quote of the Day post.

"It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn’t just burst out laughing. I can’t even play ping-pong, but it turns out I’m good with weapons. I’ve got enormous hands, like a transsexual, and that’s probably why."

-- Kate Beckinsale

In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor’."

-- Rumer Willis