A few hours ago, I posted the news that Jessica Simpson has teamed up with the Stampede Brewing Company. Well, here is your first look at her new ad campaign. Jessica has become the ultimate country girl hasn't she?
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What do you think about the tagline under Jessica's picture? Be SMART. DRINK Smart.
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doesn't even look like her!
I agree...does not look like her at all. She look like she has blue eyes and we all know she has brown eyes.
1370 points
She looks horrible ugh. And I love her! But wow....terrible.
300 points
She looks amazing- and completely airbrushed. WHO is the marketing genius that thinks Jessica is synonymous with "smart". LOL!
Oh man...she looks drunk. Maybe that was the point. Someone needs to tell her that having your mouth open does NOT automatically make you sexy!
Thank you!!! Close your damn mouth girl...she loves showing off her big horsey mouth. She is so porny....like i said in an earlier post though, its fits the bill....low classy girl = beer ad girl
She looks drunk. Her mouth looks photoshopped beyond belief.
Not her best pic but I don't think it is her doing, more the team behind the ad. Anything to standout in the noise I guess.
300 points
Those freakin duck lips look ridiculous. She has that same face in every photo she takes.
1375 points
its interesting......
she looks like a transvestite
11395 points
Tongue in airbrushed cheek perhaps? Calling the short guy stretch, or the bald guy curly?
Oh, look, she has her fly-catcher wide open again. I do like her hair, though, dammit.
1405 points
Looks like she's trying to fight back a sneeze.
how could they possible do such a horrendous photoshop job on her mouth? Looks like she has about three teeth on the top row. bad pic
I stand by what I said on JJ, girl looks like all that straw is giving her hayfever, she looks like she's about to sneeze!
33545 points
That is absolutely disgusting. Is she TRYING to look like a pornstar/wh*re? Sick.
ya i bet that is her intention. she is told how to pose, she dosent choose it! she looks hot! stop hating!
Whatever...but your skank overrated idol Rhianna is the picture of class..right?..Idiot...
um she looks like a tranny! and i usually think she is beautiful. what is up with her lips? ew.
8845 points
She looks like a drunken tranny.
1440 points
she looks like a pornstar.....
34622 points
Uh yeah. It doesn't look anything like an advertisement. Really overdone.
Marketing at its best. She looks hot as balls (whatever thet means). Message to all women - Yes, she looks like a porn star - Yes, she is airbrushed beyond recognition - Yes, her lips are full and pouty (think Angelina Jolie). Guess what? This add is targeted to beer drinking, wishing they could get a piece of that, horny, MEN. Catch a falling clue!!!!
133025 points
I thought had brown eyes! Not greenish blue!
I think she looks great but would have looked better with a smile on her face.
we got a bustup again in the T&J saga to boot too. Stay tuned.
trashy not klassy
3250 points
Is that the new modeling look? Just stare at the camera and try to look confused? I dont get it. Shouldn't someone who's drinking be smiling? LOL.
She looks confused...like she just farted or something. Dont like it.
She looks stupid!!!...Oh Well! SHE is STUPID!!!!
Anyone else think she looks like a blow-up doll? I have never seen one in person but that has to be close>
2585 points
YES! LOL, that is exactly what i thought. Why did they choose the one with her tongue in her mouth like that? Seriously. An open mouth does not always mean a sexy picture.
She looks totally wasted.
505 points
awful! it doesn't even look like her and the tagline doesn't work.
300 points
1. - My first thought was she looks awful with those drunk-eyes. 2. - who decided Jessica Simpson would match up well with a tagline that includes "Smart". They should have had "Goes great with Buffalo Wings"
Ewww! She looks drunk and her mouth just hangs open. Why does she do that???
I give her credit for always trying, and I'm one that usually makes fun of her! But she keeps on, and doesn't let the negativity get her down. She's more successful than I'll ever dream of, so kudos to her. And I do think she's beautiful, for some reason she just doesn't photograph that well.
She looks like a young Anna Nicole..and she definetly doesn't look like she is selling beer. The picture and the ad don't go with selling beer. And her lips up plumped again.
Horrible! She looks like a pornstar or even worse a tranny! And I like Jessica, just horrible picture/ad.
Seriously, can we get a posed pic of her with her mouth closed? Seriously..
300 points
If they wanted smart they should have gone with someone else than Jessica, but why does this look less about beer and more about her being a centerfold?
She looks HOT!
Yeah...
When did Jessica Simpson become "smart"?
12962 points
There is nothing in that picture that suggests she is smart. And call me crazy, but what is up with vitamins in beer? Are we so freaking lazy now that we can't take our daily supplements in the morning with our OJ? Nope gotta add them to water and beer in an attempt to fool the public into thinking this is a good idea.
wooooooooowwww
DAMMNN haters !!!
girl looks beautiful on these pics so stop hatin' and post your own pic...
period
For the love of pete, people, it's a beer ad. She's not advertising encyclopedias or anything, it's beer! Stop taking it so seriously.
Trying to make her look like Ana Nicole Smith.. FAIL!
1190 points
Wow people hate her! It's not the best pic but GOD! You would think it was YOUR own child or sister! I like her.
Plastic doll?
8590 points
This ad is funny!
"Beer Goggles" anyone?
300 points
Nice, but doesn't look like her
Oh come on Jess. You can't need the money that bad! Looks totally like shes trying to be a porn star. Ridiculous. She can play cute & ditzy but not sexy..sorry!
Come on Jess! You cant need the money that bad! Looks totally like shes trying to be a porn star.. She can play cute & ditzy not sexy..sorry!
4905 points
EPIC FAIL
300 points
Yep she looks like an adult movie actress...wannabe. Lord knows her acting skills aren't even THAT good.
555 points
Oh, lord, do they give women several doses of OxyContin now before photo shoots?
Will she ever go away...??????
300 points
I stopped reading the comments because 90% of them were so negative. I think if we didn't know it was her and we saw it while flipping through a magazine or something, it wouldn't be that big of deal.
The beer company is making fun of her. She's not stupid, but she isn't well know for being smart either. I kinda feel bad for her - that they took advantage of her. I don't think this ad will help their sales at all... has anyone heard of the Stampede Brewing Company?
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