Jordan Is Scared Of The Toilet
Katie "Jordan" Price has a tendency to overshare sometimes and she's done it again, by telling the whole world the details about her bathroom breaks. She had such a traumatic experience "giving birth" to a pebble that now she's afraid of the toilet!
"Being knocked out that much affected my bowels and my waterworks. I
had to have a catheter fitted and I was so blocked that I couldn't go
to the toilet for 13 days. My stomach was sticking out like I was seven
months pregnant - it was agony."They
gave my suppositories and all sorts but it just wasn't working. Then
when I finally did go it took me three hours to give birth to a pebble!
And it killed - it was like labour pains. I'm actually frightened to go
to the toilet now."
OUCH. I'm cringing just thiking about it.
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I wish I didn't know what she was talking about. Although I hadn't heard of it at the time, it isn't unusual to happen right after having a baby. It was way worse than labor for having my baby.
I cannot believe you actually posted this Vera. A new low.
shut up. you know you love it.
Uh, no. Really. Don't love it. Surprised all the time that Vera keeps lowering her standards.
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Ugh I feel her pain. She's talking about the anesthesia making you constipated, I think anyways lol
she is so classy!!
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That just sounds painful! But, how does she write so many damn books? And does anyone really buy them?
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Yep, she's talking about her post-op experience. After I had surgery for my cancer, I had a similar issue. It was a nightmare. I just can't believe she's being so descriptive about it to the world. LMAO She's different. ;)
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Jordan please shut up! TMI!
Perhaps the REAL reason (one she is not divulging) is the fact that she could possibly be addicted to pain pills. To many pain pills and one will certainly have this problem!
Spare us the details of your suppository
Nobody is interested to know the story of your bowels
Not sure if this is totally gross or too funny for words! lol I bet it hurt though, I just wouldn't share with the world, how embarrasing.
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