Dane Cook Evicted From His Apartment
SEP 23, 2008 AT 11:39 AM
After Dane Cook received several warnings to pick up his dog's doo and he ignored him, the landlord then slapped him with an eviction lawsuit. Dane appealed saying that being evicted would cause him "emotional hardship." He lost.
But the unnamed landlord has won the dispute, citing a swarm of
complaints from neighbours that the dog, named Beast, is leaving his
mess in the common areas of the apartment block.
Why not just pick up the dog poop? That's what pooper-scoopers are for! Or if even that still grosses him out, he's a celebrity...he could hire someone to do it for him!
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wow, hollywood seems to be bubbling over with irresponsible dog owners.
This guy proves time & time again that he's short on talent and long on neanderthal behavior. Just another talentless wonder who hit it lucky.
3335 points
People not picking up after their dog's poop is one of my bigget pet peeves (excuse the pun). It irritates me to no end!
300 points
Oh man! You have to tell the rest of the story Vera! The REASON being evicted would cause him "emotional hardship" is because John Belushi and Steve Martin had previously rented that apartment, and he felt he couldn't be "creative" without them being inspiration for him....
HILARIOUS
I hope that was one of his jokes or something...
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1105 points
I see Dane & I think DB.... seriously he's annoying.
Well I hope this deflates his ego a bit. What a irresponsible douchebag!
8110 points
i think he needs a cat
300 points
I can't stand this guy. So annoying!
2240 points
"Emotional hardship"?!? What an idiot. Pick up your dog doo like the rest of normal, civilized people do. Dane Cook is a total B-list celebrity... maybe even a C- or D-lister. Why do some people think they are too good to do some things? Maybe he needs to move to a new apartment, because John Belushi and Steve Martin's "creative" inspiration is not working out too well for Dane. Being evicted from your apartment because you won't pick up your dog's poo is not an "emotional hardship". Loosing your home because you were the victim of a bad mortgage loan IS. Someone needs to put him back in touch with reality.
2585 points
funny how arrogance can make someone so ugly. I used to want to do bad bad things to him, now i just want to throat punch him. I can't even believe im commenting here....i didn't even read the whole story.
15955 points
he's only funny when he's not intending to be...the whole "emotional hardship" thing is hilarious.
300 points
poo or no poo... he's freakin hot.
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