It's Good To Be Audrina Patridge

It's Good To Be Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge, who originally became famous for nothing more than being Lauren Conrad's best friend, is raking in the swag.  Man, was it her lucky day when she was discovered sitting by the pool and was asked to take part in The Hills

This week, she attended a private luncheon and was gifted a $22,000 diamond Igal Haimov watch.  That is UNREAL.  I mean, people are giving her these insanely expensive gifts just because she's Audrina Patridge!!!!

That's all there is to it...somebody call MTV, I need my own reality show!

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Susana (not verified)Susana (not verified) said:
Maybe she can get a new boob job with all the $$ she's making
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
No sh!t. Her boobs look all sorts of wonky. Like her ceiling eyes and her lips.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
welcome to Hollywood, a land of trashy talentless hos. btw that boob job does not look good.
<a href="/user/3993" title="View user profile.">Sporky</a>Sporky said:
LOL you guys beat me to the punch. Maybe if her eyes weren't always looking at the ceiling she would notice how wonky her boobs look! (Okay that was super-catty, but I can't stand the HIlls)
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Susana (not verified)Susana (not verified) said:
that was very good, actually
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
she obviously was in the right place at the right time!!! those girls are making a small fortune doing that show!
Em (not verified)Em (not verified) said:
i cannot belive that they don't feel like complete idiots going out everywhere when they are famous for nothing. they must just be attention wh*res. and yes, her boobs are nasty.
<a href="/user/5" title="View user profile.">Kyle</a>Kyle said:

I doubt they feel like idiots.  In fact, they're probably laughing their way all the way to the bank.  Let's not lie, most of us would want to be paid for doing nothing if we could.

 

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff :)

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<a href="/user/422" title="View user profile.">sabine</a>sabine said:
I have a feeling those celebrities don't even realize that they are famous for doing nothing..
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
I know someone who has to "look away" whenever they experience a camera flash, or any flash near their face, because it triggers a seizure. Maybe she has a seizure disorder and that is why the "ceiling eyes".
<a href="/user/1282" title="View user profile.">Booyah</a>Booyah said:
Yes, it is called epilepsy, and you look away from flashing lights.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
maybe that's just the way her eyes are set and she can't help it?!
<a href="/user/186" title="View user profile.">Jan</a>Jan said:
haha well Im not going to be left out ! Those are some wonky boobs going on there !! Imagine paying good money to have someone make you look deformed.
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<a href="/user/91" title="View user profile.">Cloverclo</a>Cloverclo said:
yeah- Paula Abdul cleavage, as I call it. Not attractive-
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Her implants look as bad as Tori Spellings! Why do women in Hollywood ruin their bodies? She looked way better before her too-big implants.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
she is gorgous!
<a href="/user/3943" title="View user profile.">kiki</a>kiki said:
her breast. ewww. how old is she?
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<a href="http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com/">ocbody.com doc</a> (not verified)ocbody.com doc (not verified) said:
Oh, how true this is!
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Her lumpy boob was the first thing I looked at and I couldnt focus on anything else! Its freaky! How did she not notice that when she looked in the mirror?! EW
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
I think its crazy that celebrities get hundreds and thousands of dollars of swag. Like it or not The Hills is HOT and they see them as walking billboards so they give it to them for the advertisement. I like Audrina and I don't care about her eyes or her boobs but majority of theses comments are negative and not about anything you wrote. Please don't write about her anymore because there are alot of insecure, jealous girls on here, as you can see.
<a href="/user/397" title="View user profile.">momster</a>momster said:
Is the wonky boob thing just due to the angle that the photo was taken? I've seen photos of her in bikinis and things and her boobs look normal (well, normal for a boob job). And as for the eyes, I know a handful of people that can't look straight at another person (or, presumably, a camera) for what I believe is a medical condition, so maybe that's what Audrina is dealing with. And I'm pretty sure Audrina auditioned for her part on The Hills. I don't believe for one second that she was just 'in the right place at the right time.' 'They' totally found her for the show; she's played her part so for that reason, I guess she deserves some swag. I think the whole idea of swag is beyond ridiculous, but if so called other celebs get it, then why not her?
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
I'm cracking up at all the jealous, catty comments here. ;-) ......... As if any one of you would have turned down the life she's living! Ha, ha.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
there are some highly paid whores who live good lives as well. It does not mean we have to emulate it. I hope many women are strong enough to put their education to work, have fun at what they do, and be sexy, interesting, inspiring, respectful and humble at the same time. Maybe you can afford only 1 pair of expensive shoes or a purse but hopefully you are not a laughing stock. Do not let Prada, Manolo Blahniks, and Boucheron define who you are. Less consumerism more substance.
<a href="/user/2220" title="View user profile.">Nimbus</a>Nimbus said:
whats wrong with her boobs?????? looks wonky, has she had surgery??
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<a href="/user/2557" title="View user profile.">bugsbrat</a>bugsbrat said:
boobs not looking too good, girl!
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AnonymousDos (not verified)AnonymousDos (not verified) said:
life can't be that great if you've got tori spelling/ paula abdul boobs.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Her boobs look horriible and she said she didn't get them done, ill Tara Reid boobs anyone.

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