If You Want To Be Aubrey O'Day's NY Fling, You Have To Know How To Spell

Aubrey O'Day told Complex Magazine that she was turned off by a recent admirer's inability to spell via text message. So much in fact, that she cut off his chances of becoming her NY fling.

"He’s been trying to get with me for a while and the other night I was so lonely, I was like, ‘Screw it, maybe I’ll just date him while I’m in New York. I want someone to pay attention to me. He’ll do, he’s cute.’

"Then he writes me some text message - and he spells ‘tomorrow’ t-o-m-a-r-r-o-w-w! "There’s no excuse (for that). There are certain words you shouldn’t spell wrong."

Meanwhile, O’Day admits texting her dirty thoughts to boyfriends is fast becoming an obsession.

"I would rather do dirty texting than have sex… When you’re at dinner and you are listening to everybody but you’re actually writing some dirty s**t, I love it. I’m so into that."

Changing her image one quote at a time.

To read an INSANE quote about something I won't even put on the front page of INO, click on the continue reading link below. But be warned - it is not work or kid friendly.

On friend Jenna Jameson's porn movies:

"I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation 3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, ‘Oh no!’ I had to turn it off. It was horrible."

 16 Comments

<a href="/user/2000" title="View user profile.">Molly Mae</a>Molly Mae said:
Here's an idea, how about not texting or being on your phone while at dinner. It's beyond rude. That would annoy me more than bad spelling.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Anyone who commits the heinous crime of tonguing a poor animal is just sick, so these "loose" comments of hers are no surprise to me. "When you’re at dinner and you are listening to everybody but you’re actually writing some dirty s**t, I love it. I’m so into that." Go sit down somewhere!
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
The only problem with her view is that most guys who are smart enough to spell are smart enough to figure out that she's a W-H-O-R-E... She's gross
<a href="/user/3993" title="View user profile.">Sporky</a>Sporky said:
Classy girl. *rolls eyes*
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Mary (not verified)Mary (not verified) said:
i agree, it's such a turn off when people can't spell. once, i started texting with this guy i met at a club and he was absolutely gorgeous but as soon as i saw he couldn't spell to save his life, i was immediately turned off and didn't bother to keep in touch. HOWEVER, this coming from the girl who dies her dog's hair and who's had more plastic surgery than anyone at that age should, well it kind of doesn't mean much. spelling is the least of her problems.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
ummm this dirsy ho bag has no exuse for how fing ugly she is!
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
chola wannabe
<a href="/user/509" title="View user profile.">operaghost</a>operaghost said:
I'm so impressed. Gee, I totally believe she's not the s**t she's perceived to be. I have no idea where that image of her even came from. Ick Ick Ick.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
UUMMMMMM Can we say Skank?
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
No No Wait... Can we say go back to your trailor?
<a href="/user/456" title="View user profile.">Bernadetteoc</a>Bernadetteoc said:
I feel like I have to go take a shower after reading this.....out damn spot, out....
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
I used to think she was a nice girl during Make the Band. I have no idea why she insists on makin gherself look so dirty. They say there is no such thing as bad publicity, but they also say that first impressions last forever...she will never be able to change her image now. Gross
<a href="/user/1723" title="View user profile.">Aluleebox</a>Aluleebox said:
Oh good God, WHO would say stuff like this? Thank you for keeping it clean here Vera, I know many other blogs would probably post things like this 24/7. Ew!
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Tyra (not verified)Tyra (not verified) said:
I'd like to see her list of words that she thinks it's okay to spell wrong!
Gabriella (not verified)Gabriella (not verified) said:
EWWW! What is up with this chick? She is nasty,classless and dressed like a $2.00 hobag. That dude was lucky she dropped him, she looks like a walking std.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Ummm... The puppy is adorable. I'll stop now.

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