Paris Hilton Is Flying To Space
Wow! This is really cool! Can you imagine having a seat on Richard Branson's first Virgin spaceflight? What a great opportunity to be part of something so historic.
Paris Hilton has snagged a spot on the passenger list and she is as nervous as can be. Her biggest fear is not making it home and having to "start all over".
"I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? "With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’"
Madonna, Tom Hanks, Moby, Victoria Principal and actor Justin Berfield are among the other celebrities set to blast off with Branson, according to reports.
PS - in the above pictures a bodyguard and a doorman removed Paris from the front of their club where she was trying to get pictures taken of her from the paps.
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Hmmm. Isn't she already *there*? Always seemed like a total space cadet to me. I guess now it's finally official.losethatgirl blog
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have a nice flight...
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You couldn't drag me to space in a million years. I cannot believe these people are going to do this. I would be terrified.
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i'm completely with you on that. do you think this is a ploy to rid the world of paris, madonna, and moby?
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hahah maybe! it's the perfect crime!
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OMG -- I would be so scared too! NEVER would I go into space! I would sky dive, and stuff like that, but noooooo, not space. TERRIFYING!!!!!
can they leave her in space? it would be the greatest thing to happen
Oh, please, please, please don't return! Please, please, please! I am not religious, but please GOD, BUDDAH, ALLAH, whoever......please let her float in space until I am gone, make that until my future grandkids are gone! Oh, please!
^^ Stupid post. But anyway, she looks really bad in those photos. LAZY EYE.
I read my husband her quote about the 'whole light years thing' and his response was "there is no way anybody could be that dumb". I think she could be that dumb, good riddance. I hope they lose her up there.
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she is clearly on drugs. ick.
Wait. She was trying to get paps to take her picture? Did I get that right?
She is so stupid it is positively shocking she manages to get clothed and walk around without falling down.
She looks like she hasn't eaten in a week, and this caked on layer of make up is only to keep everyone from seeing the grim palor of death on her skin.
Good luck with space, honey!
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hate that people like them that have contributed 0 to society gets to go to space before people that actually deserve it and that would do anything to have this kind of opportunity. The light year comment... stupid a$$... she should get on space mountain in disney and she wouldnt know the difference
Is anyone going to tell the genuis light-years is a unit of distance and not a unit of time?
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Way too many posts on this person again. Can't we go Hilton free again for a while.
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can they pretty please just leave her there.
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It pisses me off that people like Paris Hilton, who have no interest in space, who probably doesn't even know that that white round thing in the night sky is the moon gets the chance to go into space.
I completely agree. There are so many more worthy people that space is their passion and cannot afford it. All these stupid celebrities should sponsor someone if they are so generous.
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I was actually starting to like her there for awhile. Then I had the misfortune to watch a few mins of her new show and any like went right out the window. She came off as not only conceited but terribly immature. Her and the boyfriend prob spend their time making fun of those they consider "beneath" them on a daily basis. It was so very juvenile but then again I guess these "stars" have so many yes men around them they really dont have to grow up and act like adults.
Please please let that sh*t crash!
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if i was a millionaire i would go to space as well!!! but of course, i would certainly study more about it so i can appreciate it more. i would take so many pics...they would probably be of the same thing haha.
what a doofus.
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I love the website!! That prize is wonderful I'd love to win this!
FABULOUS. Now if only she could STAY there!!!
I love the look on the guys face in the second pic. And per usual Paris is oblivious.
She's really been looking like a drugged-out zombie lately.
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Good. I hope she stays there too, with Madonna!
I hope she stays there as well.
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It's so unfair - the rich get everything. ;) The first flight is supposed to leave from the EAA grounds in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. My son would give anything to be one of those people able to go up. I'd go in a heartbeat - I wouldn't give it a second thought.
she looks depressed-not neccessarilily like she is on something; lots of people get that look when they are depressed.
hmmmm I'm not sure if I believe this story.
DAMN, looks like she had a stroke in her left arm!!!! look at her hand in the first pic, then she tries to hide it!!!!!!!! YIKES!
you guys are jerks. she is a person, trying to get past that part in her life when she was a big partier. i used to hate her too, but now, she is ok. mind your business, who the heck are you to judge anyone. she didn't do anything to you personally. just leave the poor girl alone. and congrats to her going to space hopefully she'll share what she learns there.
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