Before I get into this post, I just wanted to comment on the fact that there are NO Thanksgiving decorations available for purchase in stores around my house. It's like if you don't plan two months ahead for a holiday, you are screwed. Everything is already Christmas!!! I wrote about this on my personal blog, but had to vent on INO too because I find it so insane.

Thankfully, Pink has something to say about Turkey day. Makes me feel like it hasn't happened already. You blink and get swept up from Halloween to New Year's Eve in seconds. Oops - ranted again. Ok back to Pink.

The singer ended up with several stitches in her hand because a few of her buddies / family members decided to get a little drunk on Thanksgiving. The story is so wild I actually can't believe it all happened in one day. But this is Pink we are talking about here...

"I ended up with 13 stitches in my hand, the food was all over the floor.
"We decided between six of us to drink three bottles of Patron before 11am, and when somebody was saying grace, I decided that the sweet potatoes should be on my father-in-law’s head, so I dumped the bowl on his head.

"I ended up in the pool, and I almost had a heart attack and then I was chopping ice and I cut my hand open, had to go to the ER but I couldn’t feel a thing; it was fascinating actually - when you’re that drunk and you can just watch the stitches happening.

"And then I set my bedroom on fire because we (Pink and ex-husband Carey Hart) went upstairs to have a quickie (sex) and I left a cigarette in the oven mitt." Pink is hoping the upcoming Thanksgiving break, at the end of November (08), is a lot less eventful.

Do you have any crazy holiday stories you want to share? It doesn't have to top this one because that would be IMPOSSIBLE.

Photos by Bauer Griffin