Brad Pitt Reveals Secret To Winning Over George Clooney

I love Ellen DeGeneres! And I love Brad Pitt for what he suggested to Ellen! The talk show host / comedian was complaining about how she couldn't get George Clooney booked and Brad offered some great advice.

"We need George Clooney...We tried everything," Ellen told Brad of her attempts to get George on the program. "We've sent 'Victoria's Secret' models over. We've sent Miss America over. We've sent Kate Hudson over. We decorated his bungalow for Halloween. I don't know what more we can do."

Here is Brad's new approach:

"This is your problem ... Get a bunch of Chippendales... He's yours. Three, four ... no less than three ... make one a blonde."

Don't dare Ellen to do anything because you know she wil!!

"We're going to do it and we're going to say it's from you," Ellen declares.

I am now patiently waiting for it to hit YouTube. LOL!

 



COMMENTS...

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That was really Pitt's own fantasy he described.

<a href="/user/3993" title="View user profile.">Sporky</a>
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Sporky said:

Hahaha! I was gonna say, send over Rob Pattinson, George will be over there in a hot second!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Vera I realize that you thought this was cute. But rumors have been around now for awhile that George is gay. Recently only pictured with men. I think this was actually honest - but wonder what George will think if brad actually outed him

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I love they way they talk about each other jokingly. It is a known fact George loves women. Brad respect gays and fight for their right. I actually like to see Ellen do that and invite George. It will be fun.

<a href="/user/7926" title="View user profile.">missy915</a>
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missy915 said:

lmao @ tha 1rst comment i was gona say that....

Anonymous Anonymous said:

George has used his women as beards. He is so gay!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I highly doubt Brad would have outed George if he were gay.... So.. is George gay??? No. Is this a joke?? Yes, and a damn good one.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OMG...hehehe...this is too funny, Brad StuPitt just out Gay Cloonie!! Now we know one of their fave pastime, getting with rented baby oil glistened muscled, manscaped whores during brad's bolts from skeletina, the tattooed, knife throwing screeching witch. Finally, we now understand who brad was refering to on Larry King when he said and I quote.... "“You know, it certainly makes me conscious of how much time do I have left. Do I — you know, is this my day? Do I have 40 years left? What do I want to do in that time? How do I want to use it? AND WHO DO I WANT TO SPEND IT WITH?”..... Hehehe, brad, Is Trannylina not man enough for you?? Both of them should come out already, declare their lust/love and hope for prop8 overturn to set them up for gaytrimony and forever. No wonder Jen refused to be his birthing mare and kicked his cheating, deceitful, gay and no personality ass to the curb. Too bad, he's stuck with angie, she's got him by the balls (literarily) becuz, ho is not letting go of her babydaddy/breadwinner. She will expose his azz first, unlike Jen who protected him.

Herman Bumfudle Herman Bumfudle said:

lol. that's pretty funny stuff brad. hey clooney, how's it going. yeh, i'm still an outlaw, and the queen of england is still pissed at me. eh.

she and her european colleagues should be ashamed of themselves, using warlords and gangsters to rule and terrorize africans into taxation.

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