Blind Items Revealed?
I don't know how accurate these are, but a poster on ONTD consolidated a few of this year's blind items with their answers. Did you guess correctly on any of them? I'm shocked about the Nicole Kidman one.
Jonathan Jaxon's blog: Which top male music mogul once slept with his former male assistant?
Answer: P-Diddy
Ted Casablanca: There's a relentlessly infamous, many-talented star whose love life has been pretty notorious as of late. And for this reason alone, folks seem to have lost sense of the woman's far more dangerous goings-on: her drug intake. It's huge.
Morgan Mayhem is back in action, having advanced from the plain-Jane proclivities of booze and dope and coke? Yep, don't you know it, Morgan's right back where any addict goes, straight down: to smoking crystal meth.
Morgan Mayhem is generally thought to be Lindsay Lohan
Ted Casablanca: Fake-à-la Ferocity now using two doctors to get off heroin addiction. Ms. Ferocity needed to get off her substantial habit so she could not only save her home life and marriage but make a movie, too. Thought nobody would notice that she went right back to using not that long ago.
Fake-à-la Ferocity is generally thought to be Angelina Jolie
Ted Casablanca: Mooney Tuna can't put on a condom right.
Answer: Mooney Tuna = Seth MacFarlane
Lainey: Actress extremely thin before pregnancy, couldn't lose last 10 pounds even with help of celebrity IV diet; got lap band installed in stomach. Husband wants to conceive again, but she is too scared to remove device because she wants to stay thin. Her body over baby choice is now threatening her marriage.
Click on the continue reading link to see this answer as well as a TON more.
Answer: Debra Messing. She was also recently on the cover of Self talking about her new body shape.
Ted Casablanca: Ugly athlete warns all the women he sleeps with beforehand that he has herpes.
Answer: Michael Phelps (Shocker)
Lainey: Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.
Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg.
Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker
Lainey: Mother bans bottles or any type of baby accessories/furniture in home because nannies completely take care of the child.
Answer: Nicole Kidman
Ted Casablanca: Crotch Un-Lastic loves to lure "straight" men back to his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so CUL can slowly take it right off).
Crotch Un-Lastic is generally thought to be James Franco
Lainey: These celebs hire workers for their house but don't pay the bills.
Answer: The Osbournes
And a nice one:
Crazy Days and Nights: When Halo3 was released the other night, this world famous athlete was waiting in line just like everyone else. At midnight he bought copies of the game for himself, for his kids and for the twenty other people who had been standing in line with him.
Answer: David Beckham
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omg! i love reading blind items, but when the answers come out i'm always so shocked by the answers. it just shows you how messed up hollywood really is. i dont understand the nicole kidman one though? she bans bottles because the nannies take care of her baby? lol i dont get it.
I like these, ENT on crazydaysandnights reveals his blinds on New Years eve, last year he did a bunch, this year the same. Is not really shocking, the public puts these messed up people on a pedestal and when they act "human", we are 'shocked". The only difference from them and us is the money and the sense of entitlement they walk around with.
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He also has reveals on every 4th of July.
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Thats so cool that he does that ! Well not for the people who the blinds are written about mind you lol
is this a site ??? crazydaysandnights.com?
I kinda believe all of them! lol
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The last one is really nice :)
SJP on drugs? That's hard to believe. Although I do believe Matthew B. ignores her. She's always alone. :(
Wow! I feel so sorry for Sara Jessica Parker, but Matthew seems so very strange to me to say the least. I don't believe that Nicole Kidman Urban would totally hand over responsibility of her much wanted and loved daughter Sunday Rose to a nanny; helper maybe, but not total responsibility. Angie? Yes, sorry to say, but it's been said quietly for quite some time now. Her brother Jame stated he was afraid she was suicidal because of the heavy heroin use after Marcheline passed, and while Angie was preggers - again. It's her crutch, and she's never going to let it go. Why is it the Osbourns won't pay for goods/services received? Money problems perhaps? I'm shocked at that because they gave off such concerned, trustworthy images on their late tv program. Celebs! I'm so grateful i'm not one!!
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A truer statement was never said: "Celebs! I'm so grateful i'm not one!!".
nicole and keith were in franklin tn a while back and she had that baby in a sling on her. so i believe it is hog wash on that one. with her working and premoting australia yeah i would sayshe had help
"I don't know how accurate these are, but a poster on ONTD consolidated a few of this year's blind items with their answers"
blind items used to be fun now not so much let's say all it just a made up story with new petname.
Fake-à-la Ferocity can't be Angelina it said marriage and she's not married. So...am I missing something?
they are in a common law marriage
That's just plain stupid about James Franco! For one thing, he doesn't even live in Hollywood! That's so obviously not him, IMO!
Srsly, why do you call them the ANSWERS instead of the "supposed" answers? We don't know these blind items are even true. Lainey and these other people could very well be making them up. I mean, come on, how long has Ted Casablanca been stringing some of these along? How exactly did Lainey find out Nicole Kidman banned bottles or that Debra Messing had lap band surgery? Or did she just make up those stories and then make them a blind item? I think it's really lame that you're saying these are answers and not even applying a moment of thought to whether they might even be true or not.
But everyone wants to believe the worst of people they don't like, I guess.
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It's not Angelina Jolie because the person is married. The blind item would say if it was common-law marriage/living together. I don't believe the Nicole Kidman item for anybody because it doesn't make any sense. How can you have a baby without any baby stuff? Most of these blind items are so bizarre that I find them hard to believe.
I reckon some could have a basis in reality,but are taken to extremes by gossipers- eg the baby one, possibly based on a celeb keeping one room free of children's things, which a lot of families do. It is just not possible to have a baby and have no baby equipment whatsoever in the house even if you have a nanny - that is just plainly ridiculous. The Osbournes one-I can totally see mama Osbourne refusing to pay if she thought they got rubbish service, and no doubt if that was the case, whoever wasn't paid isn't going to admit to that part! Some of the others I don't believe or are so non-specific they could be about a lot of different people - SJP, hmmm I can't really see her being really into drugs especially as she is pictured out a lot looking the same as usual , however one of the other ones could apply to her - the lap band surgery, but also could be JLO,Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes or any other actress who has had a baby within the last 10 years.
i don't think everything on this blind items sounds too weird (sorry for my bad english). i saw once in a while a documentation about the guy who wrote basic instinct. and he said that sharon stone slept with him as "thank you" for the screenwriting. he said also he visited marlon brando...and marlon brando collected (now thats disgusting) poo in bottles from every visitor he had. actually that came in the documentation from the guy who wrote basic instinct. unbelievable...of course...but i think hollywood is a disgusting place to be...where people turn crazy and do strange things.
the guy is named joe eszterhas...and you can read all this stuff in his tell all book. also about sharon stone, silvester stallone and so on...and even this stuff about marlon brando and the bottles. "hollywood animal" is the name of this book.
Hollywood is a fantasy, a place where you can get whatever and whomever your heart desires. The word NO doesn't exist in Hollywood; reason these celebrities are so damaged. Everyone needs to have some boundaries, Sharon Stone is just like the rest of these Hollywood whores, they sleep their way to the top. I wonder what she is going to use now to get her next great big role....her dried up coochie?
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I LOVE IT THANK YOU I'M NOT OBSESSED , FOR GIVING US THE ANSWER I LOVE THAT AND I'M GOING TO BE READING FROM NOW ON , TO KNOW ANSWES MAKES IT MORE INTERESTING , I'M NOT GOING TO READ BLIND ITEMS SITE OR LAINEY ANYMORE, THANKS AGAIN.
As for the Nicole Blind item. It can make sense if you had more information.
Firstly, wet nurses are a very common practice in many parts of the world. Basically you hire a lactating lady to feed your baby. These women usually just recently had a baby (so they feed two babies now) or they recently weened their own baby off. It is an option for those who can't or can't be bothered with breast feeding the baby themselves, and don't trust formula milk.
I think its sad that anyone puts ANY stock in blind items. If they were true they would put them out there with names. You KNOW gossip bloggers and tabloids would love to expose this stuff. I believe they are made up according to what the person making them up thinks. You can believe whatever you want (Angies a heroin addict, Matt Damon's gay, Debra Messing doesnt want to have more kids) but its all probably not true.
it is definitely very shocking to see what these celebrities have to say.
while i do think hollywood is wierd,i dont think this shit is true.why not jus come and say the names...its enjoyable to read but i highly doubt its got any truth to it
beauty!!!!good looking
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