Brad Pitt Has Mastered Diaper Changing

Brad Pitt Has Mastered Diaper Changing

Brad Pitt is master of the diaper, or so he says. When it comes to speed he's got skills.

"I'm fairly good with a nappy and all that. You know the secret of a good nappy-change? You've got to do it quick. There's something about the air contact that makes them want to go again, you've got to be speedy. I must say, I'm pretty quick - but I've had a lot of practice."

With that many kids he'd better be lightning fast! I like this quote as it shows just how hands on Brad and Angelina Jolie really are as parents. You don't become quick change nappy artist by having the nanny do it for you...

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Gee Gee (not verified)Gee Gee (not verified) said:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN STEP RIGHT UP!! STEP RIGHT UP!! watch as Brad Pitt attempts something never done by any other human ever in the history of child bearing!!! CHANGING CHILDRENS' NAPPIES!! STEP RIGHT UP AND WATCH THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE!!
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Thank you so much, the Pitts and their lunatic fans act as if stupitt and the w h o r e are the first people to adopt or care for children in any way.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
LOL!!! Oh, triple ditto! A parent that changes diapers?! Unreal!!!!
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Sorry I dont dig cads,losers and cheaters like the Pitts.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Vera, in this case it's "lightning"
<a href="/user/6157" title="View user profile.">poetstar</a>poetstar said:
Since when did he become British? Nappy..lolol A sophisticated way to say diaper or crapsack?! LOL
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
he is trying very hard to be artsy and intellectual now to appease Angelina. This man has not an ounce of his own identity. And even worse-he is not very bright at all, pretty dumb Id say
celtics (not verified)celtics (not verified) said:
I respect the Cruise family than this two.
Hentai Lover (not verified)Hentai Lover (not verified) said:
What the hell is a nappy? I thought he was talking about a nap, then I thought it must be Zahara's hair. I've never heard a diaper being called a nappy. Damn gotta keep up with the lingo.
<a href="/user/5579" title="View user profile.">switchstance5</a>switchstance5 said:
They release statements like this all the time trying to combat those rumors that they just collect kids. Tired of it Brad and Angie!

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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
He really has mastered infidelity :(
<a href="/user/75" title="View user profile.">Riviera</a>Riviera said:
Haha it just goes to show you how DESPERATE tabloids are to get "quotes" from celebs. There's no way he said "nappy", unless he's trying to be British like Madonna. Hilarious.
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Anonymous123 (not verified)Anonymous123 (not verified) said:
yeah right.....nappy?? gosh you're so gullible sometime vera!! lol
<a href="/user/439" title="View user profile.">Anastasia Beave...</a>Anastasia Beave... said:
I am with Riviera and anon123. I doubt VERY seriously he said that. Gimme a break.
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<a href="/user/6150" title="View user profile.">Fashionsmashion</a>Fashionsmashion said:
Well everybody has to be good at something.....:)
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
I suspect that it was a quote reported in a UK publication, so whoever wrote it up changed diaper to nappy. BTW there is no need to be so snarky by the use of the word because, although I appreciate that it is hard for Americans to understand, not everyone in the whole world speaks American.
<a href="/user/3596" title="View user profile.">Ha</a>Ha said:
You don't change a direct quote, dear, even if it was a UK publication. There is also no need to be snarky because some Americans are unfamiliar with British slang. It has nothing to do with speaking "American".
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
It is not "British slang", it's a word from the English language and can be found in the Oxford Dictionary. Don't be so condescending, dear.
<a href="/user/10490" title="View user profile.">bonzo</a>bonzo said:
When did "American" become a language??
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<a href="/user/3596" title="View user profile.">Ha</a>Ha said:
It appears to be intended as a direct quote, based on him speaking in the 1st person, so either it's a bullsh*t quote or they completely made it up. I personally don't care how quickly he can change a diaper. Or a nappy.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
this is an old quote, why is it being printed now????
<a href="/user/6607" title="View user profile.">Linda123</a>Linda123 said:
This is an old quote. I don't know why it's being made into a story now. I can't believe people are so bothered by the word nappy. It's not a big deal. Also it's not unusual for British publications to change some words to British lingo. They always change mom to mum, etc.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
changing diapers should have been his life calling instead of mediocre and spotty acting that made him millions. He would not be so proudly announcing it then.
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
And this is news? Why? I'd much rather read that they are retiring to France permanently, and will no longer be a blight on American news. They purposely chose NOT to have any children either born in America, or adopted from America, so who gives a rat's (...) what they do with poop
Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
Oh yes this IS news! brad pitt has mastered the art of diapering angelina jolie....now if only he could get her to eat
<a href="/user/10490" title="View user profile.">bonzo</a>bonzo said:
hahahahahahaha!!!
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<a href="/user/6157" title="View user profile.">poetstar</a>poetstar said:
What is with all this STDpal.com crap on here? Are you trying to solicite the site? It seems every celeb is on that site. Geesh! Stop already.
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Anonymous (not verified)Anonymous (not verified) said:
OMG I'm SOOOOOOOO sick of Brangelina! He tries to make it sound like they are parenting the children, when all reports say they have 1 nanny per child..so they parent part time. Ick! Wonder what Brad's family think of this nut-ball express of child collecting. And, BTW, BS to this "twins" streak that Hollywood is experiencing-does anyone actually think this is not in-vitro? How can all these actors suddenly be having wins? Sick. They are not role models at all...

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