Celebrities everywhere thought they were OFF THE HOOK with worst dressed lists once Mr. Blackwell passed away last year in October. But alas, Roger Stone has stepped up and into Blackwell’s place.Take a look at his interpretation of Hollywood fashion.
- Justin Timberlake – Justin Timberlake takes pop star license with his wardrobe and it does
not work. He commits the faux pas of wearing the vest of a three piece
suit that is too short so that his shirt and belt may hang out. It’s
not cool. It’s slobbish. - Ashton Kutcher – Who dresses this guy? Demi? Formal without a necktie, always dressed
wrong for the occasion, and the ubiquitous tractor hat? Anyone who
accessorizes with a mesh trucker cap ought to be run over by a semi. - Pink – Just an atrocious stew, a walking scrapbook of bad ideas.
- Madonna – It’s not just me who’s sick of her look, I think she’s sick of herself.
- Samantha Ronson – Look, there’s nothing wrong with looking like a boy. Just try to look
like a cute boy, please. Katie Holmes, Agnes Deyn, or sapphic sister
Ingrid Cesares might have some pointers. An occasional bath doesn’t
hurt either. Fran Leibowitz looks cool, Samron looks butch.
However, it isn’t all bad. He does have a few good things to say about some of our favorite celebs.
- Angelina Jolie - There’s a sleek indifference to her presentation that’s wildly
attractive. Clothes, no clothes, she looks like she couldn’t care less
either way. Plus, the threads go with the tatts and the tat goes with
the threads. That’s not an easy trick to pull off, I happen to know. - Rihanna – Rihanna dresses so that you cannot take your eyes off of her. She
dresses up, she dresses funky, she dresses sexy, she dresses tomboy. In
short, she’s redefining pop style. I don’t mind that flawless skin and
exquisite self-confidence either. - Victoria Beckham – She pulls off former-slut-who-got-rich-and-cleaned-up-her-act better
than anybody(ahem, Madonna). I don’t want to know her, but I wouldn’t
mind knowing what’s in her handbag. If her husband dressed consistently
in a suit, in which he looks incredible, he would have made the top 10
Men’s list.
What do you think about what Roger is saying? Do you agree with his interpretations?
Ellie – there are well-dressed people and utter fuckin’ slobs. The pain of looking at assholes in trucker hats is enough for anybody to take license and judge them. Men in America DRESS LIKE SHIT. Get it?
Demi Looks amazing….Wow!
These people take themselves wayyyy too seriously. What gives this dude the right to judge others’ styles and taste in clothing?
I agree with the poster above me…I think people are entitled to their own sense of self/style. SMH @ the people that make a living on hurting someone else’s self esteem.
He’s slightly less annoying than Mr. Blackwell.
Oh, that was fun! R.I.P. Mr.Blackwell.
when was the last time you saw ashton kutcher in a trucker hat? 6 years ago? also, agnes deyn dresses HORRIBLY. samantha ronson is way cuter.
Oh please, like Madonna gives a shit what Mr. Faux Blackwell thinks. It’s all in good fun
I can’t believe how good they both look!!!
Tractor hat? LOL….If he’s going to step in…he should at least get the lingo right! LMAO!
Um, he can at least do his research if he’s going to be a judgemental twit. Ashton Kutcher hasn’t worn a trucker hat in YEARS!