Gwyneth Paltrow Tries To Cheer Madonna Up With Adult Toys

Is your best friend down in the dumps, possibly going through a divorce or relationship troubles? Well, I know just what to do to cheer her up...buy her some sex toys and lingerie!
That's exactly what Gwyneth Paltrow decided to do for Madonna after seeing her struggling after the Guy Ritchie and then A-Rod breakups.
"Gwyneth just wants to see a smile on her face. She has even bought Madonna some sexy Agent Provocateur underwear and toys."
Aside from that, Gwyneth is planning a girls' weekend as well to help Madonna keep her mind off of things.
"She has also planned a special break for her and Madonna, which will take place mostly in London.
The weekend will include some low-key nights at top eateries and bars,
followed by a spa break, probably at Babington House in Somerset."
I have to say that nights spent drinking and eating out doesn't really sound like Madonna or Gwyneth's style. I feel like the perfect day for both of them would probably be spent at the gym for 8 hours and then heading to the spa to detox.













300 points
Am I the only one that thinks she accidentally nabbed one of her daughters dresses and plopped it on before she hit the carpet?
Couldn't agree more!
300 points
I'd be afraid of a nipple slip there!
550 points
She drives me nuts. And I don't believe this story at all!
7500 points
i agree...something definitely sounds fishy. but there have been pics of madonna with her "accessories" when she was still married to Guy.
34175 points
eeek that dress is too small!
Sometimes more is more.
The last thing Madonna needs are sex toys.
yeah yeah yeah the dress is small yada yada SOOO WHAT...she is working the hell out of it!....after having 2 KIDS!...Gwenth's FIERCE!!!...
22235 points
Lets see, Madonna has been seen with some hot brazilian dude lately. Why would she need Gwynnie's help? I think she is doing quite ok on her own.
520 points
EEWW!!! I know they are friends, but Gwyn is a little too uptight to to be giving Madonna toys & lingerie...Does she want to be her lover or something? I am not at all uptight & I would never buy my girlfriends lingerie & sex toys to "cheer" them up... that is just tasteless. I am not a fan at ALL, but I actually think she looks great in that dress, except the top part needs to be a higher, the lack of fabric up there makes it look too skimpy.
I think Gwynie has a vadge-girl crush and her hubby needs to step in and break it up K?
Is anyone else starting to hate Gwyneth a little more every day?
She seems to be saying "Look how much I can work out and diet compared to you!" But what she doesn't know is that she looks terrible. The ugly hair, brown roots, skinny and unnatural body...
I thought being with the guy from Coldplay she'd have a fun and edgy side. You bet... she's no different from those other blond B's from Hollywood except she thinks she's better. Check out her stupid GOOP website for proof!
Agreed!
HIDEOUS DRESS . . . JUST HIDEOUS
300 points
Hey, sorry you're sad that you dumped/got dumped/whatever, here's some toys, go masturbate!
18807 points
She is not rocking this look at all.
I love love love the Shoes!!! Anyone know who they are by??
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? MADONNA IS A LOW CLASS HO, AND USES EVERYBODY FOR ATTENTION. GWYNETH MUST BE A MORON.
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