This one is from Ted and as usual, I didn’t make it to the end. Take a read and tell me who you think he is talking about?
Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one ’cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.
Jeez, wanna hear what happened?
They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I’m pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.
But what’s really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he’ll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he’s sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?
"The awards, the show, politics-it was a total come-on," insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. "It’s how Lloyd operates. It’s all in the eyes." Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.
But let’s get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn’t, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.’s standard chick date been around, which she wasn’t, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale’s dress in the ladies room?
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He’s taken, a few times over.)
It was Renee Zellweger that helped Kate Beckinsale in the bathroom with her dress. So whoever was Renee’s date at the golden globes is Toothy Tile. The only one I can think of is my George and it better not be him. I still have hopes for us. I always thought Toothy was Jake. I also would not imply that George is still young. I am so confused.
The person above is correct. E! online is the one who posted an item about Kate B’s dress getting fixed. I copied it below:
Kate Beckinsale, having a wardrobe malfunction in the bathroom, with the back of her dress popping open all the way down past her tush. And it’s a nice tush, too, Taryn tells me. Thank god Renée Zellweger was there to pop Kate back into place before presenting. K managed to get everything in place, ’cause she looked sizzlin’ at the after-party,
And this implies that Renee Z. is Toothy Tiles’ standard chick date…not Lloyd’s.
RYAN SEACREST AND GEORGE CLOONEY!
Toothy Tile has traditionally been Tom Cruise.
So.. lemme get this straight. We throw in a bunch of guesses and then she never tells us the right answer? Cool.
I dont think he’s saying TT’s date WAS in the bathroom stitching up the dress. He asks it in the form of a question, but he threw in the name Kate fairly opportunely. I dont really have any doubt that TT is Tommyboy. I do however wonder who Lloyd is… I have my own thoughts but nothing to back them up.
Jake and Zac Efron?
Toothy Tile has to be Tom Cruise. It says “…a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.’s standard chick date been around, which she wasn’t, at least not then” Katie Holmes didn’t show up until later that night. I think the Kate Beckinsale thing was either a decoy or just a reference to the name Kate maybe. Not very clever… Anyway, the age and family comment regarding LB-T is throwing me. Is he younger or older than T.T? It sounds to me like LB-T is older.
You can breathe easy. This couldn’t have been George–he didn’t even attend the Golden Globes this year!
It couldn’t have been George, he didn’t attend the Globes this year!
I hate his writing.
Standard chick date to me sounds like TT is not married, i don’t think you could describe a wife as “standard chick date”. So i don’t think it is Tom, besides wasn’t he there with his mother, which makes it more unlikely as it says this actor doesn’t come out for family as well as professional reasons. George Clooney keeps going back to previous girlfriends so I would have guessed TT was him except he wasn’t there, and he is 100% A-list anyway!
There is a list of who “and it ain’t” and most of who is posted above has been “aia” as Ted refers to it. Jake is the leading contender.
Isn’t standard chick date your mom, in which Tom Cruise did bring his mom to the Globes right???
Don’t get mad at Vera for not posting an answer! The blind items are written by others and she is guessing just like we are.
This is from the Awful Truth – eonline
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b79388_One_Fabulous_Fagola_Run_in_Blind_Vice_.html
Toothy IS the bigger star and is probably Tom Cruise
I think TT is Jake and Tom is the older guy who is a generation older and now cannot come out, especially because he has kids. Jake is young and single not really attached to anyone. It makes a lot more sense when you think of it that way.
Toothy’s Jake Gylenhaal. Check Ted’s reply to a Q from Aug 2007: Dear Ted: This is killing me that I care so much so who Toothy Tile is -I’m a married hetero woman! Please, oh please, Ted, I’m begging you -along with so many other devout readers of your column -to spill the beans! How about you name a movie he was in? Jennifer Babylon, New York Dear Beseechin’ Broad: Aren’t you familiar with the Boy Bum Voyage? This is such A GIVEAWAY. No, the movie he’s talking bout’s not Brokeback. It’s Bubble Boy. Boy Bum, Bubble Boy, get the link? Plus check out the movie’s plot on IMDB, it is, again, A TOTAL GIVEAWAY.
I’ve noticed that many people online have the same problem. Must be an undiagnosed learning disability.
Good,thank you for sharing the post.
Tom Cruise and ?….. Katie wasn’t there at the Golden Globes yet, she arrived later.
Toothy tile is known as Jake Gyllenhaal but was he even at the Golden Globes.
no, I don’t think he was and toothy tile is Tom Cruise
Yes, he was his sister’s date for the evening. I though TT was Gyllenhaal, too, but Zellweger was reported to have been Beckinsale’s savior.
I hate these blind items, just tell us already that’s why its gossip!
For some reason the first people that popped in my head were Jake G. and Kevin Spacey. hmmmm
holy crap! That line about stitching Kate’s dress in the bathroom yanks toothie completely out of the closet, people! Reese W. stitched up kate’s dress. Reese is “dating” Jake Gillenhal. There was a photo of Jake talking to Tom Cruise on the E! golden Globe section. OMG! He just outed everybody!
where did you hear about Reese stitching up Kates dress? I did a search and cant find anything. Plus it cant be Tom Cruise as was said, hes not less famous than TT.
I never saw Jake or Reese at the Golden Globes. Plus, it said that he had a random chick with him. Whether you believe that Jake is gay or straight, he’s been with Reese long enough for her to not just be some random “standard chick date”. I can’t believe we’re still having blind itmes about Toothy Tile! This one has been going on for years!
Jake presented at the Golden Globes. He introuduced a movie clip. I immediately thought Toothy Tile as Tom Cruise.
there’s no way lloyd is tom cruise.. ted said that lloyd was “not as famous” as toothy. no way is tom cruise “not as famous” as anyone!
Jake G and Alec Baldwin. Gross.
You got that backwards -TT is Tom Cruise.