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JAN 31, 2009 AT 09:41 AM

- Apparently this C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress’ dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home.
- This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. “Oh, I’m just with her because she can’t get a job to save her life and wants the publicity.” There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
- Four divas, all popular and famous in their own right. During the recent recording of a charity single, all of the performers - including Diva A and Diva B - shared dressing rooms with at least several other performers. However, Diva C and Diva D - who are both under the age of thirty - each demanded their own private dressing rooms decked out with lots of treats for them and their considerable entourages. Diva A and Diva B stepped in to talk directly to the younger Divas and to encourage them to be team players and tone down their demands. Unfortunately, their advice was met with arguing from Diva C and eyerolls from Diva D.
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1 is Rumer Willis. 2 is Mischa Barton. 3 A and B are Mary J Blige and Faith Hill, C and D are Rihanna and Miley.
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1) maybe Hayden and Milo, not sure if she is still living at home tho.2) Micha Barton and the guy from the kinks 3)Carrie Underwood is probably one of the under 30 divas, I think Rianna is a good choice for the other one. Not sure about Diva's A&B. Also I was thinking maybe there is a bit of sarcasm in #1 and it is Rumer Willis and some guy.
Hayden bought her own home a couple months ago.
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even if they are being sarcastic about 'genetically blessed' in the first one, i still don't think it's rumer willis.
i thought #1 is megan fox and brian austin green. she doesn't seem like the time to live at home though.
for #3 i would definately bet that beyonce has to be either c or d. she thinks she's god's gift to the earth. it would make sense if the other was rihanna. i doubt they would want to share a dressing room with each other. there's lots of other choices for the under 30 though; they're practically all under that. the only choices for a and b are (mary j. blige, mariah carey or cheryl crow - my guess is the first two). faith hill was in a different non-profit song that had a bunch of men in it.
For #3 I'm sure it's related to the Stand Up Against Cancer song called Just Stand Up. The females are Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, LeAnn Rimes, Leona Lewis, Sheryl Crow, Mary J. Blige, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Keyshia Cole, Rihanna, Fergie, Ciara and Ashanti. Hmmmm
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green live together. Have for a long time.
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I can't imagine Mariah Carey telling anyone to be a team player. I doubt she even knows what that is. I don't think of Sheryl Crow as a diva, Maybe mary J Blige for A&B. Beyonce is under 30 so she is probably the arguing diva. Carrie Underwood is the eyerolling diva.
Hmmm # 3 I think is Mary J Blige and Cheryl Crow. I can't see anyone other than those two saying "hey...this is for a good cause. Stop being brats." Although I think it's common knowledge in the industry that Beyonce's real age is actually 32, I doubt it's her because everyone knows that she's (and her team) not the easiest person to work with. I'm guessing the performance they had to share dressing rooms for was the Fashion Rocks show. Beyonce probably got her own room for that show because she performed 2 other times during the show. Rihanna also performed solo so she probably had her own room. My guess for the younger divas is actually Keisha Cole (everyone knows she HATES to be less than the opening act and she tends to think she's a bigger star than she really is) and Miley Cyrus.
Can't imagine anyone would think Carrie Underwood would be a diva. She seems extremely humbled by her fame to me.
It's been going around for at least a year that she is a bitch with a big ego.
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These things are worded so poorly it's impossible to keep track of who the hell they're talking about.
u must b a dummy
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the reason for the 'poor' wording is so that you don't know 'who the hell they are talking about'. that's the whole point. you have to figure it out.... and they're meant to confuse you so that you don't know if it's a guy or a girl, etc. unless they specifically tell you.
Number 1 could be Matthew Gray Gubler and Kat Dennings. Criminal Minds is a huge hit show and a lot of people think she's cute.
She still lives at home, she blogs about it often.
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#2 is mischa barton - she is "dating" luke pritchard who is the lead singer of the kooks...not to be confused with the kinks :)
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Thanks for such a nice post.
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Dev
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I've noticed that many people online have the same problem. Must be an undiagnosed learning disability.
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