Paris Hilton Does Her Part To Help The Economy

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Celebutante Paris Hilton promises to do her part to help the faltering economy by doing “lots” of shopping wherever she goes.Paris hasn’t been hit by the credit crunch like a lot of people.

It’s really scary about the economy right now. So the way I’m playing
my part in helping is doing a lot of shopping wherever I go.”

Hey, every little bit helps!

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14 Responses to Paris Hilton Does Her Part To Help The Economy

  1. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS MADE BY ME AGAINST MS. HILTON AND MR. HILTON GOING BACK TO MAY 2008, THE SAME MONTH THAT RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION. LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  2. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  3. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED,WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  4. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    PARIS HILTON IS WANTED FOR VARIOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. FOR STARTERS, SHE KIDNAPPED ME IN A UFO SHE STOLE VIA USING HER YAKUZA PR MAFIA HITMEN AND FORCED ME TO DRINK 55 GALLONS OF ARTIFICIAL MAPLE FLAVORED PANCAKE SYRUP. SHE THEN MADE ME DO THE MACARENA FOR 21 HOURS STRAIGHT WHILE STANDING WAIST DEEP IN A VAT OF COLE SLAW. SHE FINALLY CAUSED ME TO WEAR A SOILED DEPENDS BRAND ADULT UNDERGARMENT UNTIL I NOW HAVE A HORRID CASE OF DIAPER RASH. TO PROTEST THIS I HAVE POSTED A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF ME BELLOWING LIKE A DRUNKEN WINO WITHOUT A BOTTLE OF MAD DOG 20/20. YOU CAN SEE MY SMALL BUT NOTABLE “DUDE UDDERS” IN SAID VIDEO, THEY ARE MY PRIDE AND JOY.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  5. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  6. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    NO FAKE BRANDON. DISREGARD YOUR RICICULOUS COMMENT MADE ON NOVEMBER 1ST. OR WILL YOU DENY YET AGAIN HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY? YOU’VE GONE SO FAR AS TO POST A SHORT VIDEO OF YOU SINGING AS IF YOU’RE ME AT A PLACE CALLED JAMAICA GATES. I WONDER WHAT THE BAND MEMBERS AND AUDIANCE WOULD SAY IF THEY KNEW THE EVIL THINGS YOU DO, KNEW THAT I DON’T PERFORM THERE, YOU PERFORM THERE PRETNDING TO BE ME, AND SO FORTH?

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE, THE SANE ONE.

  7. brittany says:

    Her body, hair and face covered and voila! she looks totally cute.

  8. Booyah says:

    Hey, it is the least she can do. I mean really. The.least. What a waste of humanity. Can’t we ship her off to England to trade for the equivalent they just sent us?

  9. Anonymous says:

    If anyone, for even a split second, thinks life is fair, just read this post. And then cry.

  10. Mell says:

    what an idiot. why doesn’t she donate some of her money to a charity or a food bank rather than continue to buy useless crap for herself. god i hate these spoiled, rich kids. they’re so wrapped up in their pathetic lives that they don’t even consider the fact that others might be suffering.

  11. Anonymous says:

    She can’t even spell economy.

  12. Sporky says:

    Gee thanks Parisite. You’re a real pal.

  13. AZ Beauty says:

    Mell, Well said!

  14. BRANDON M. WITTE says:

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

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