Blind Items
FEB 15, 2009 AT 09:34 AM
- We don’t mean to beat a dead horse, but we’ve been talking about the
impending divorce of this celebrity couple since last year. Looks like
it will finally become public knowledge soon. The celebrity couple,
however, won’t be the ones doing the talking.They will smile and keep
it very civil in public, and let their divorce attorneys and public
relations flacks and real estate agents handle the public matters. But
behind the scenes, it’s ugly. Both were unfaithful, both have a lot of
money and fans, and both want sole custody of their offspring. - Which action movie director is desperately trying to keep his
one-year-old love child out of the public eye? The mother of the child
met the director (and his wife) when she worked in property but was
unaware of his fame. But when she found out that he had directed some
of the biggest movies of all time, her ovaries went into overdrive,
especially as she visualized the maintenance checks rolling in. One
‘close up’ with his ‘zoom lens’ later and she was holding the golden
ticket for life. - This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she
chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would
probably be a B at best but I wouldn’t argue if you called her a C.
Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same
boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot
get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or
how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the
pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget
it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they
just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves. - This A list country singer who is not known for her
pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's
favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In
fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and
screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a
celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she
did keep the presents. - This actress is B list. Movies all
the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a
big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the
same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week
to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it
all back up right?
I LOVE blind items! Take your guesses. ;)
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1) JLo and Skeletor 2) James Cameron 3) Jessica Simpson 4) Carrie Underwood 5) Gwynneth Paltrow
1) Parker and Broderick and 4) Faith Hill? (Famous Husband who at the time of the incident in question could have been her boyfriend) I agree with Amy for the others.
faith and tim have been married for years and years------do u think they would post a blind item that happened so many years ago??? who would care
America's favorite = American IDOL
1-Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
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#1 Gwynneth & Chris #3 Jessica Simpson Not sure on the others, but I like the guesses above.
#1's "dead horse" reference is probably about Sarah Jessica Parker! I think it's her and Matthew Broderick.
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Very good point!
#1's "dead horse" reference is probably about Sarah Jessica Parker! I think it's her and Matthew Broderick.
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I am liking the Parker/Broderick guess. I died laughing the other day when she was wearing those "hoof" boots. I thought Sarah honey, you are making it too easy for the jokes today. Also Faith and Tim have been married for over 12 yrs, I don't this blind is about them. Not to say she would never act like this tho.
#1 Dead Horse means Parker???? How cruel!!!! I heard he was unfaithful, but who has she been boinking?
Mr. Ed
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lol... good one... hihihi
Funniest comment ever!
#1- Sarah J. Parker & Matthew Broderick.
#3- Jessica Simpson.
#5- Gwynneth Paltrow.
gwyneth paltrow was a vegetarian, if you ever see her recipes from goop there is some meat in there......im thinking Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway has done television, and the item specifically says the actress in question has not.
#1 Hey-Ho and Skeletor
#2..who cares
#3 Jessica Simpson, bitch is retarded everybody already knows that
#4 I'd have to say either Faith Hill or Carrie Underwood
#5 Almost every actress in hollywood fuckin hypocrites!!
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4. Definitely Carrie Underwood because she won American Idol!
That was my thought when I read... "she was once America's Favorite." Maybe her then-boyfriend mentioned was Tony Romo?
I think Affleck and Garner will divorce at some point ... he just does not look too happy, and I think Jen's face reveals it ... she looks to be in pain sometimes. Also, Gwynnie and Chris. She is a nut.
780 points
I think 3. is Jessica Simpson, is that too easy?
1. SJP and Ferris
2. ????
3. Jess Simpson
4. Carrie Underwood
5. Nat Port.....I LOVE HER I HATE TO CALL HER OUT
I agree with #5... i have read b4 that she has been seen eatting steaks in NY b4. btw... what ever happened with her line of vegan shoes.... maybe one too many people have seen her eat meet for it to fly..
meat eater nat portman
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1. Either SJP and Matthew Broderick or Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
2. No idea.. Chris Nolan?
3. Jessica Simpson for sure
4. Carrie Underwood
5. At first I thought Gwyneth but she tends to starve herself so I'm thinking it's Penelope Cruz.
#4 is not Carrie Underwood. Read the sentence carefully, "This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks." Key phrases are, "not known for her pleasant, charming personality, and one-time being Americas favorite." Carrie is known for her pleasant personality and she is at present Americas favorite. "One-time being" is past tense. It has to be someone who is not at the top of the charts right now. Who used to be but not now. #3 is definitely Jessica Simpson. #1 is JLo and Mark. No idea on #2. #5 is Gwyneth Paltrow.
If you read other blogs, then you know that Carrie is a known B*TCH.
Anonymous, 10:53 pm, You are so full of S###! I have never read anything in any of the blogs that have said that Carrie was a Bitch. Is your life so miserable that you cannot say anything nice about people? That you get your kicks out of spreading false rumors? I feel sorry for you because you must not have to many friends!!!!!! Take a HAPPY PILL and break your computer so we do not have to read the crap that spews from your mouth!!!
Wow. Relax.
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No really, they honestly do talk about how nasty she really is. It's quite sad, because she pulls off a sweet exterior at times...but it's a farce
#1 Definitely Pony Parker and her fauxmo husband, Broderick.
#2 Id definitely guess James Cameron. Hes a pig who cheated on his wife with his current wife.
#3 Jessica Simpson, possibly.
#4 Also Jessica Simpson-- she seems like a mean drunk. (and I think faith hill is a cokehead from previous blinds)
#5 Fishsticks Paltrow. Yuck.
ooh or Drew Barrymore for 5. Has she done tv?
ooh or Drew Barrymore for 5. Has she done tv?
300 points
Just to throw out another option... #2 could be Michael Bay. I've read some nasty stuff about him. Oh, and for anonymous who is naively defending Carrie Underwood --> She's known as a total witch. That's witch with a capital B.
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1) Broderick/Parker
2) James Cameron
3) Jessica Simpson
4) Carrie Underwood - "America's favorite"
5) Alicia Silverstone!
Alicia Silverstone has also done television.
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1. broderick and sjp, 2. michael bay, 3. jessica simpson, 4. carrie underwood, 5. gwyneth
#1: Horse reference is the only clue, so probably SJP/Broderick. Ben/Jen doesn't fit.
#2: Sure Michael Bay did Transformers, but he is better known for horror films. James Cameron is better known as a director of Sci-fi more than action. I am kind of thinking Oliver Stone. He is known for his film angles - "close up with his zoom lens." Michael Bay is also too recent, some of the biggest movies of all time" means over the course of many years. Stone has been divorced twice and is currently married. Also, "golden ticket," could be a reference to Johnny Depp and his Wonka role. Depp's first movie was Platoon-directed by Oliver Stone. One of the ultimate action movies made.
#3. "what she chooses to try and sing" - refers to Jessica Simpsons style of music changing over the years, then officially changing to country. She's in the spotlight, not for her music, but for everything else.
#4. I have read in other blogs that Carrie's pleasantries are an act and that she's gone full diva style. Once America's favorite, def refers to a "previous" American Idol. It does not mean she isn't famous anymore, the title is still "A-list country singer." Tony Romo is probably the celebrity boyfriend, clue they didnt not say a/b/c-list actor or singer, but a "celebrity in his own right"- football.
#5: Paltrow fits...can't be Hathaway, she's done television.
2=Tim Burton?? (Golden Ticket)
the last one is natalie portman. and the diva A-list singer is definitely underwood.
i agree with tanya's picks
OMG, this shit is hilarious! The comments are better than the actual blind items.
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i concur
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