One Day Contest

So cute! I love this book!

We can’t seem to get enough of Angelina, Gwen, Gwyneth, Halle, Salma, and even Britney. New parents are more glamorous, more educated, more prosperous, and better dressed than ever. However, this bracket can also be highly competitive, status-obsessed, and cutthroat consumers— a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby.

And for many, it’s not just any baby, but the perfect baby. They will not sabotage Jr.’s future by denying him a $1,200 nursery chandelier, Louis Vuitton diaper paraphernalia, or infant yoga.

The Perfect Baby Handbook satirizes these “excessively motivated” parents in a well-illustrated and sophisticated package, providing badly needed comic relief from the pressures of being a new parent today, giving comfort to many who, if they can’t laugh at themselves, can at least say, “At least we’re not this bad.”

Delightfully absurd, thoroughly imaginative, and very funny.” Elle editor Miranda Purves, also wrote that this book is “Brilliant! Must-read comic relief for anxious new moms and dads, and all the people who lovingly put up with us.”

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