Paris Hilton Doesn't Want To Be Pigeonholed As A WAG

For those of you who aren't familiar with the term WAG, in the UK they use it to mean Wives and Girlfriends of soccer players. I think really the only ones INO follows are Victoria Beckham and once in a while Cheryl Cole. I take it that they're sort of like the Real Housewives of England...maybe they need their own TV show. :)
Anyway, Paris Hilton is now saying that she was the one who dumped Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo (other blogs were originally reporting that he dumped her because he didn't want to be long distance). However, Paris says that the truth is she didn't want to be a WAG.
People were saying we were the new Posh and Becks, in fact that's what
people said I was going around saying, but it's not true. Posh and
Becks are a beautiful and amazing couple but I would not want to be
just a footballer's wife. But some girls just become known for being a
footballer's girl. I wouldn't ever want to be pigeon-holed like that.
Ouch, that's kind of a slap in the face to Victoria! I doubt Victoria thinks or herself as "just" a WAG, considering she was first famous for being a Spice Girl and now she has her own clothing line and everything.
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......she rather be known as a skank, wh*re, herpes infested, tramp. OK, Paris I get you.
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you are so right Gisela!
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Exactly! She just wants people to be talking about her, no matter the context!
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and don't forget she's also a cokehead racist!
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and uneducated narcissist.
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For serious.
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Lets pigeonhole her as the moron that she is.
Exactly. I'd rather be known only as somebody's wife or girlfriend rather than a loose woman.
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Lol... Exactly Gisela. This girl needs to sit down somewhere and shut up already. And we are even worst for posting our comments. If we stop maybe our wishes will come true.
That would be a neat experiment: a week when nobody looks at or comments on posts or stories about her. Would she really just fade away because of a seeming lack of interest?
SHE'S NO AGING WELL !
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Did you think anything intelligant was going to come out of her mouth?---em's
Maybe when she burps!!!!! lol
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Her eye doesn't look as insane as usual.
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Bc maybe they didnt have their daily dose of j.i.z.z in da eye lmao
Her "eye" doesn't look as insane as usual....lol, yeah what the hell is going on with that eye anyway?
I thought she has a lazy eye?
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Ugh, why does she even exist??
"Good Victory"
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She exist cause people like us keep paying her attention. Lets stop and maybe she'll go away.
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She needs to realize that she should not talk.
can't she just DIE already? god i hate this tw*t
lol looks more like a HAG
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Someone put that dog on a leash.....I mean the big one, not the little one.
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bwaaahaaahaa, good one ALmostEviL , really good
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Paris STFU!
I didn't even know they dated??
The problem is, she thinks dating is giving a drunken blowjob down a dirty back alley
LOL... have to agree.
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Oh she was soooo dumped. I don't think it was anything serious to begin with--Paris dancing and flashing her private parts in a club and him going to a party hardly constitute a deep meaningful relationship, but she has to save face somehow. Not that saving face is working anymore.
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I suppose it's good to have high self-esteem..?
She is a joke!!! There is nothing about her that leads anyone to believe she is a WAG or even a WAG in training. UGH!
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She is spotted with him for one weekend, that means they're "dating" and when he leaves she "dumps" him...this chick is so delusional. She doesnt want to be known as a WAG but being famous for nothing (sex tape) is so much more respectable!
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This girl is so stupid. I am not violent(really) but if I ever saw her I would knock the sh!t out of her.
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yeah baby !!! please do
If she was a WAG, at least she would BE something.
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I'd rather be Posh than Paris any day, and not just because of her insanely hot husband.
I don't want to be Paris but neither posh. Posh is pretty much nothing if you don't mention her husband and he do nothing for me this supposed to be his best age .
yeah, cuz her real pigeon-hole status is so impressive...
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she is so dumb. that comment is so dumb. ~ Liz ~
Like there was any 'relationship' between Paris and Ronaldo... It was a one night hook up ... come on... She wishes she could be known as a WAG... better than being known as a SLAPPER....
WAG is for women who has nothing really if you minues the husband like victoira maybe is. Sorry but ture. As skank Paris may be she is not like that. She famous for nothing but she is in her own right and will be.
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Ugh - can't stand her.
is it just me who thinks she has the face of a worn out 40 year old?
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Prove it, Paris. Prove you can be and do more than just a WAG.
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Did anybody ever really think they were a couple? It was obviously a one night hook up. He is famous for that and so is she. She wishes he even looked back once or that anyone ever called her a WAG. Victoria is definately not a WAG. The term implies they are just the wife or girlfriend and are nothing without. Victoria had plenty going for her before she met and him still does. However I would be glad to be a WAG if I was married to him
Hmmmmm. So Cristiano Ronaldo is insanely hot, apparently blind, and has zero taste. Where do I sign up?
Ummm. that girl is not aging well.....she looks gross!!!
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