Brad Pitt Gives Tips For Online Etiquette

'Inglourious Basterds' star Brad Pitt talked to Wired magazine, and given the magazine's focus, he talked about online etiquette and even included advice about using cell phones.
When it comes to what pictures to post (remember when Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of Demi Moore's bottom?), Brad said:
"Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other people's wives' butts."
And as far as online dating?
"Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you
don't, they'll think you make less [money] than you actually do. So the only
way to tell the truth is to lie [about your salary]."
Here's the most delicate question the people of Wired asked Brad: what about talking on the cell phone while going to the bathroom?
"No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to
hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the
bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up
putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those
followers."
LOL! What do you think of Brad's tips?
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1100 points
i love him...funny quotes!
8525 points
Why does he think he's an expert on everything? (sorry, bias in my opinion because I just don't like him) ;-)
3085 points
Great quotes. Hot and good personality, can't get better than that.
143950 points
The day I take a sh!t with my cell phone please commit me.
This man is so calculating!
His new film comes out. Because he must make a lot of promotion! I am eager to come when the children's photos ....
He is so overrated. He is so colorless! He is such a media wh*re!
Everybody give interviews to promot movies. This is a funny interview actually.
This promo is so "In Bruges"
He copies it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Brad was practicing the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" philosophy!
14300 points
This man is not only the hottest, most sexy, beautiful man in hollywood but he also has a great sense of humor and the coolest personality. Gotta love him.
This is what you need to be a celebrity, a sense of humor! Good quips, very entertaining.
5175 points
i didn't see where he was going for the "expert" angle..
maybe just funny.
ah... the haters :)
19025 points
Pretty funny answers, but why the goofy outfit. He looks like a dork in it. :P
2020 points
Gotta say, I usually just roll my eyes at Brad, b/c I'm not interested in Brangelina, but these quotes actually made me laugh.
30730 points
Cutie, cutie, cutie~ Liz ~
12650 points
Again, LOL!
1915 points
Oh SNAP Ashton! Brad making fun of you! That was a kind of childish thing to do.
I think anyone who would take adive from him is a complete and utter idiot.
Think Ppl!!!!-------This "interview" was a fake!-----The answers he received hate from his manager!-----Brad is not ready with answers!
He has no sense of humor!
He can only copy Colin F.! But he is a bad copy!
suche
I agree with Annon.
I totally think he is overrated. And it does seem like he thinks he is a know it all and above everyone else. He's a cheater!!!! Once a cheater always a cheat.
My opinion is that he is not a good character actor. He does the same thing in every movie.
Plus, I do not nor have I ever thought he was all that good looking. Sorry. I just don't get it.
Go away Brad
overrated in what? He is truly gorgeous, he is a good actor, he has a beautiful family,he is doing his best to be charitable..
Brad Pitt giving etiquette advice makes me want to cringe. This is coming from a man who was unfaithful to his wife. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are who they are today because of the tabloids and magazines overrated.
retarded.
8915 points
I've seen this story on a few blogs and for some reason the story never includes the fact that he's answering the questions as his character in the movie and not as Brad Pitt. Since people are so quick to hate on him they didn't bother to realize the interview is part of a joke.
Unlike some I like this pics of him he looks like Eruo-prince
Euro
20 points
hahaha wat a crack up... I bet he's really really funny to talk to in real life, would love to share a couple of bottles of wine with him....(in my dreams.....)
HE IS SURCH A LIAR!!!!!! The interview is a fake from his management!!!!!
5710200 points
it was really fun to read it, if these are his words his one funny guy.
HE IS NOT A FUNNY GUY! ----- This interview has he from his Manager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You so blöde????
2770 points
Haha, I love it when he's funny!
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