Here it is. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. Ok, odds are you couldn’t care less about Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover…but the images have been released and we can all now move onto bigger and better things.
The couple brought the magazine to theLA screening of ‘G.I.JOE: The Rise of Cobra’ and flaunted the image in front of the photographers.
Holly Montag has already confirmed that her sister is not nude inside the magazine, so you are probably seeing the worst of it on this post.
Spencer Pratt looks rather pleased doesn’t he? He should be considering Heidi gave him the shoot for his birthdday.
“It comes out on [Spencer's] birthday,” Heidi told Access, “August 14. Happy birthday hubby!”
And what was the thought behind the spread?
“[Playboy] kind of had a vision… and we brought in Matthew Rolston, who is a very well known amazing photographer,” she explained. “So, it’s more art.”
Vision – like naked chicks? Yeah – I bet it’s really thought provoking. 
Photos by WENN.com
I agree with all of the above comments, save Anon. Aug 7, 2009.
ugh she looks horrible. I get the look Playboy was going for, but it looks really bad. ***annie***
It’s “couldn’t care less”, not “could care less”. Shouldn’t you have an english or journalism degree to be doing this?
Just another blonde bimbo on the cover. Nothing new!
She’s so stupid. This is disgusting!
This mistake appears repeatedly, it’s pretty annoying. I don’t think it has anything to do with having a degree or not, it’s simply that it’s pretty shocking to keep making the same mistake over and over again. Especially considering the number of times it’s been pointed out by readers.
this playboy cover looks just like the way all of us are thinking, its looks like shit, so its just fitting a couple who’s careers and acting abilities are shit. must make her parents very proud the way herhusband pimps her out like he does
That cover photo is pretty disgusting…. might I even dare to say quite trashy?
Pot meet kettle..she is a stupid pseudo christian with an “i only care about me and money” narcissitic attitude. She needs to STFU and STFD.
Wow, what would Jesus say Heidi? You preach on Twitter…..hmmmm…..
I just wish she would go away. GO AWAY, HEIDI!! Seriously. Please.
the whole mud thing going on looks ugly. maybe a real playmate would have pulled it off but they should’ve just kept it simple with her. BLAH!
Like it much better than Aubrey Hoe’days cover
Get a life – the two of you.
Get a life?
I reckon….. they come to a gossip site for the grammatics???? Sad eh that missing a ‘nt in a word gets them so annoyed. ha ha ah
lol omg, i have to say — that is one of my biggest grammar pet peeves right there!!!
why is she covered with caca?
LOL…I was thinking the same thing too.
No idea really, but they should put a lot more caca on her
LOL
Wait, she attended a screening of GI Joe and brought out her Playboy magazine, to an event that has nothing to do with her? Wow, short bus really knows how to work the media.
‘short bus’ LMAO
lol!!!!
They should have edited the horse teeth. That’s an awful cover.
she looks beautiful. stop being so mean!
she looks like she’s made out of plastic.
bah ha. She’s got horse face!
She’s not naked?! Argh, what a cock tease. I don’t care what people say, she’s hot, and I was looking forward to seeing me some naked Heidi. What a disappointment.
she wouldnt do that! Dont forget she’s a religious girl!
How is this cover any different than her and Spencer’s photo shoot frolicking on the beach???? —em’s
hey manimal, if you had to choose between that bimbo and some incredibly hot older woman like cindy crawford who would you pick? don’t disappoint me
I could’ve told you it would be this lame… Sorry Manimal but you’ve gone down a notch in my books if you where ‘looking forward to seeing some naked Heidi’….
ugh their picture were they are almost kissing BLEH! puke!
Stink photo. I’ve seen her expose more ‘bits’ in her ‘candid’ shots on the beach. We’ve seen it all before, and it wasn’t that great the first hundred times round. Next
I think she’s hot, as long as you put a bag on her head and shut her pie hole.
LOL… It’s true she’s not hot neither pretty….
LOL…good one.
i agree
I agree with manimal, even though shes annoying and dumb, shes still hot (of course id be afraid of standing next to her bc She might combust into fire under the sun due to being created 80% out of plastic… but she definitely is pretty to look at. I am so ashamed at Hugh Heffner . no nudity??? come on
I’ll take that one…Cindy Crawford! 10 times out of 10….Who is this donkey with a blonde wig in this post? Has she written a book on how to make hot dogs in the microwave?
She was cleaner then
oops double post!
after all, he is a MAN. What do you expect? It’s totally normal. I guess all men are low in your books eh!