So many snippets of Heidi Montag’s Playboy interview are coming out, not to mention pictures, that I have to wonder who will actually bother to buy the issue? Oh well. In this excerpt Heidi goes well over the TMI line.
"You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer," she tells
Spencer, who interviews her for the issue. "I knew what sex was, but
when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from
fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before
you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look
forward to every minute of the day.""I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are," she adds.
But Heidi insists she won’t be documenting that on film.
"I’ve never watched porn in my life. I’m not going to start making it."
Some might argue Heidi has with the Playboy photoshoot, but who’s splitting hairs? She’s an adult, so it’s her perogative. And it’s certainly keeping her in the press.
Photos by INF
How the heck could you have any kind or amount of orgasm with Spencer? You couldn’t even put a bag over his head because his body is so unpleasing. I bet he has a tiny little peter beater, too.
It’s easy to have 30 orgasms a day. Well, that’s me. And I’m by myself. And maybe there’s a little crying involved, but hey, 30 is 30! Am I right?
I find it kind of disgusting that she enjoys talking about sex freely but the idea of porn is so awful. Sex is sex, honey – certainly not something to be ashamed of, but there’s little difference between describing your sex life in detail and showing some pictures of it.
Darn, she didn’t say anything about position i was so looking forward to that.
Oh, and by the way, another misspelling – it’s “prerogative,” not “perogative.” Check your spelling, people! Word comes with a program that does that!
I’m confused by your comment. She said she wouldn’t do porn. Am I missing something?
Ohh to be a fly upon the wall. ;O)
Come on, Mani…why should they start now?
are both your hands on the keyboard?
lol
She said that she has never watched porn and that she wouldn’t start now to make porn. I assume she means porn “movies”, because posing in Playboy nude is porn to me.
LaLaLaLa…I can’t hear you. Gross. I can’t stand them. Why would I want to thkink of them having sex. Gross. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
LOL!!! good one tati——-
**True love is the open road, a Jeep Wrangler top down and my dog riding shotgun.**
Ahhhh…I get it now. I don’t think posing nude is porn, unless you’re posing during sex. I like porn. LOL!
Amen!
that comment is soooooo dumb… If she once had 20 orgasms a day ( I know she’s exagerating what a dumb bitch) It couldnt possibly be daily!!!!! what a liar!
thats the stupidist comment I’ve ever heard!!!
she is sooooooooooooo stupid it is beyond words!
let me get this right heidi, you dont watch porn but you let your husband prostitute you out the way he does. we all cant wait for the “accidentially” released home movies to come out.
OMG OMG OMG. Gross Gross Gross. TMI TMI TMI. Seriously.
She looks so seductive posed like that on the bed. I wouldn’t mind shoving my finger up her ass in that position. Yum!
DonnaJ hahaaaaaaa!!!!!!! See See See! I knew you a freak! I knew it! we would be bestest friends. I have about 10 porn websites memorized, just say the fetish and It WILL be found
as fake as she is, we know she’s faking those orgams…its not to hard to figure it out just look at spencer.
That is so unbelievably hot, you have no idea. BONER.
OMG! Me too! I like some freaky sh!t though. :O)
I just BURST out laughing! LOL!!!
lmao DonnaJ like i said , we’d be the bestest friends. I do too, even my bf looks at me like I am crazy buahahahahahah
I like pushing the envelope…a lot.
donnaj, your gonna make manimal faint you dirty lil thing you
I think we’ve managed to accomplish that already. ;O)
“ass” and “yum” together just doesn’t sit well with me.
Honestly, who are these Heidi and Spencer?… what is so special about those two?, what do they do?. She has horse face and he has a face that looks like an ewok. All her posses are like a inflatable sex doll. With plastic surgery anyone can be a playboy model.
The reason I consider posing nude can be porn is because I’ve been paid to do it before. Porn pays significantly better than not-porn. It was pretty obvious.
I wish all websites would have a moratorium on these two jokers like E! does. I can’t stand the sight of either one of them, they are famous for nothing.
I knew she was going to say something outrages and stupid just to get people talking and obviously it works. we all know she does not get 20-30 orgasms a day. can we please stop giving them any more attention than they deserve…..please!! please!! :S
I’d bet she doesn’t really know what an orgasm is. Then again, I’d bet she couldn’t add 2 numbers together.
People just love the topic of sex. LOL. Why not make an INO sex section Vera? Haha
God, I love grammar Nazis.
Will Heidi be Sarah Palins running mate in 2012? Their phony religious convictions might win the gullible fucktard vote.
Actually I’m pretty sure these over the top statements translate to “Spencer has an impotent gay penis”.
Sorry, I don’t think it was “pretty obvious” at all. I was never paid to do porn and have zero knowledge of what the pay scale is.
That’s a GREAT idea! :O)
Gooooo awaaaaaaaaaay
ok….unnecessary.
Me too!
Plus, we all know Heidi needs a fist not a finger.
I thought I commented on this already? Ah, well…
Wow this is WAYY to much information about the couple that every loves to hate.
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Hmmm weird, wasn’t she claiming to be all religious & a virgin??? If that was the case there shouldn’t have been before Spencer sex right??
Maybe when she got her boob job she had that hymen reconstruction surgery too….and additionally had it shaped to look like Jesus’s face?
I would not normally comment, but what if all of you got together and did NOT put anything about them, or the Octumom on your blogs? Just shut them out totally! And by the way, where is Mr. Spencer’s wedding ring?
That photos pre pretend wedding lol….
If she really was having 20 or 30 orgasms a day, we wouldn’t be seeing so many photos of her online and in magazines. That is, unless she gets them just standing still and posing.
*oh brother!*
Again I say that if someone has to say this stuff to press that they are overcompensating.
Sooo true.
I cant deny, she is hot, too hot for him. But I know she cant be that sexual, She honestly doesnt seem like a freak, a tease sure, but no not a freak. I know my freaks, LIKE DonnaJ you dirty s1ut :p XOXO
*Gasp* WW! LOL!
Wanna get together later? ;o)
DonnaJ is not a dirty sl*t, a deviant yes a dirty sl*t no!…**hugs** 4 u DonnaJ.——–
**True love is the open road, a Jeep Wrangler top down and my dog riding shotgun.**
how is she having 20-30 orgasms a day? is she wearing the butterfly?
bah-haaa!! lol
Heidi is an amateur I have them while I sleep. Seriously, is the most awesome thing ever!————–
**True love is the open road, a Jeep Wrangler top down and my dog riding shotgun.**
20 or 30 a day???? Okay I can recall a couple of times when I’ve had some very steamy nights with my husband and we got up to the low teens…but 20 or 30? Seriously? A DAY?
the low teens? dayum girl congrats!
dirty dirty dirty girls!!!
LOL!! laurnicorn….I pictured it in my head, I have visuals of Heidi’s hymen shaped like Jesus’s face…Oh God please forgive me.——–
**True love is the open road, a Jeep Wrangler top down and my dog riding shotgun.**
You’re so cute, Gisela. {{hugs}}
I say dirty s1ut in the most loving caring manner possible… like hugh would say to his bunnies ^_^
Somehow I feel…cheap. LOL
lol dear no! i adore you, but hey, I have a hunch you dont mind playing the role of a dirty s1ut sometimes :p
Ummm…a little more than sometimes. ;O)
btw love the new pic
I think it compliments yours ;O)
lol thanks! We could never deny our lust for each other lol =)
what are you dreaming about Gisela???
Is never sex, it just happens.————
**True love is the open road, a Jeep Wrangler top down and my dog riding shotgun.**
I do too in my sleep then I wake up as it is happening! And I am never dreaming of anything sexual either when it occurs, no joke. It’s so weird.
Gross, and just fake. Every word sounds pretentious and …. ugh, why does she need to do this? to share this much? I mean, who cares how many orgasms she has per day?