Anne Heche Attacks Ex-Husband While On Letterman

Anne Heche – whose bitter divorce from cameraman Coley Laffoon was finalized in March – had her claws out while on ‘The Late Show With David Letterman’ yesterday after she was asked about her former partner.
She said:
“Can you say lazy a*s on TV?”
Despite admitting the comment was “terrible”, Anne – who shares custody of their son Homer and pays Coley $3,500 a month in child support - made another sharp remark about Coley when asked about his career.
She said:
“He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'
“He is doing a lot for himself right now. I think he wants to coach soccer right about now.It's funny because you can't quite let go of the ex. He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer. Honestly, I don't want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don't want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”
Didn't she cheat on him while they were married? Shouldn't he be the one talking smack about her?
Back to the Letterman interview - during their divorce, Anne and Coley couldn’t agree on how to split their furniture or custody of Homer.
She claimed he was only interested in “porn, poker and money” while he said she was mentally unstable.
In the end, Anne is believed to have given Coley a $515,000 lump sum payment. He also got half of their assets, including $700,000 worth of stocks. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anne is now dating actor James Tupper, with who she has five-month-old son Atlas.













8590 points
If she wasn't so psychotic I might think it was funny.
yeah!.............but who knows what was the deal with their relationship was when they were married. that lazy man thing would put me over the edge too. She's making the money and he sits back and waits for her to jump in to make life right, But there is a nice way to publicly explain your personal issues. YOU DON'T ! people attack and watch you when your that cruel in your words.
129675 points
Didn't she once claim that aliens abducted her or something to that effect? The woman is mass destruction on legs and God help anyone that comes too close.
28740 points
Yes, yes she did. Kinda. From the Wiki: "On Aug. 19, 2000, Heche knocked on the door of a modest Fresno home. Dazed and scantily clad, Heche said her SUV had broken down, asked to take a shower, and then made herself at home. When the cops arrived a short time later, the actress, who had publicly announced the end of her headline-grabbing three-year relationship with DeGeneres the day before, declared she was God and would take everyone back to heaven in her spaceship. In her 2001 autobiography, "Call Me Crazy," Heche explained that her disoriented Fresno daytrip was the result of mental illness (fueled by Ecstasy) stemming from childhood abuse by her father, which led her to create an alter ego named Celestia, "a being from the fourth dimension here to teach the world about love."
129675 points
Oh man, its worse than I thought. LOL! Thanks for posting it, Mani! :O)
2660 points
Even if she's right, this sounds way too bitter. Way to say you're over him! Except not.
97510 points
WOW. This is something you say to your close friends not on national television. Not classy Anne! He's still your baby's daddy no matter what....
1811570 points
Agreed.
She is upset because her boyfriend who left his wife and kids to cheat with Anne is still married and has not filed for divorce. Poor crazy Annie, he is dragging his feet and is killing her....LOL!!
girl. is. nuts. this is exactly how a mother should behave on national television. put her on an island with kate gosselin.
1811570 points
Ummmmm NO...with Jon. Kate is actually the civil one who bites her tongue when she could and maybe should crucify Jon.
i wasn't defending jon and he's not a mother so i couldn't really compare him to anne heche. they're both terrible. so ummmm NO yourself.
9900 points
Can we buy her a bottle of tact too?
8175 points
She's a nut case this woman. How can anyone be dating her??
This women,, is beyond fake, I never liked her, and have NO idea what so ever what Ellen saw in her,, just ewwwwww
So glad Ellen has Portia.
It's interesting that she's so bitter considering she cheated on him. I have no sympathy for her having to pay alimony.
1811570 points
No kidding.
I love how she acts surprised. Something tells me this guy wasn't a model of productivity before she married him, and then when she gets divorced he acts the same way. Besides, she's giving him pennies in alimony, that he can't really live off of. Compared to Nas' 40K/month, she's getting away light.
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