John Mayer And Kristin Cavallari - Not True!

SEP 10, 2009 AT 08:37 AM
John Mayer And Kristin Cavallari - Not True!

Two Twitter stories in a row... you have to forgive me for this but gossip is gossip.

I have an account that just follows celebrities so it makes it easier for me to see what everyone is talking about and guess who just debunked Kristin Cavallari rumors? John Mayer.

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my pe*s. I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli. I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.

Ok - we get it John. You two aren't hooking up. Then again - the rumor was they were "secretly" hooking up for the past two years right? :)

Photos by INF

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COMMENTS...

YAYI
8415 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 08:58 am
YAYI said:

She's definitely looking better these days, but she just doesn't do it for me.
<a href="/user/1999" title="View user profile.">dieselchicklett</a>
102175 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 09:18 am
dieselchicklett said:

I liked the way he phrased it. It's hilarious. :)
Anonymous
Sep 10, 2009 @ 10:29 am
Anonymous said:

Me too! He's creative! Gotta give the man that.
<a href="/user/1687" title="View user profile.">papyrus</a>
10375 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 05:55 pm
papyrus said:

i appreciate his sense of humor LOL
<a href="/user/13475" title="View user profile.">Manimal</a>
28805 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 09:38 am
Manimal said:

I am definitely going to start using the phrase, "Hi-Five with my penis." Awesome.
<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
129675 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 10:32 am
DonnaJ said:

I think the man is an idiot.
<a href="/user/13512" title="View user profile.">Danie</a>
3395 points
Sep 10, 2009 @ 12:25 pm
Danie said:

Maybe it was started so the Hills writers have something to play with - I'm sure it will be in the storyline somewhere!
Gisela
Sep 10, 2009 @ 03:06 pm
Gisela said:

This is the moment I wish I had a Twitter account so I can twit to this f*cking moron.

Anonymous
Sep 10, 2009 @ 03:28 pm
Anonymous said:

Couldn't John have just said No we weren't sleeping? Why go into this drivel? Its like he's got something to hide. LOL!
Anonymous
Sep 10, 2009 @ 04:28 pm
Anonymous said:

he is disgusting. i've always cut the guy slack, but all that sex talk was SO not necessary. no one was asking for intimate details!
briannealc
Sep 10, 2009 @ 08:01 pm
briannealc said:

I personally think he's hysterical! I never knew there were so many ways to say "we got it on" or didn't...in this case. I don't understand why people get so upset about him, every village needs a bicycle, and he just happens to be it, whats the big deal?
<a href="/user/28" title="View user profile.">Nicole</a>
281795 points
Sep 11, 2009 @ 04:33 am
Nicole said:

Oh brother...
<a href="/user/1040" title="View user profile.">bgduckie_01</a>
93685 points
Sep 11, 2009 @ 02:27 pm
bgduckie_01 said:

i find him annoying.

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