Katie Holmes Wants Tom Cruise To Slim Down With Sex
According to OK! magazine, Katie Holmes has put husband Tom Cruise on a diet to help him lose a few pounds. The diet includes restricting carbohydrates, eliminating sweets, and having plenty of sex. (Yes, you read the last bit correctly :).
"Katie is in incredible shape," says a source. "She is constantly watching what she eats and she works out every day. But Tom had been complaining about how hard it is at 47 to keep off the pounds, so Katie vowed to help him out."
Katie reportedly has promised not to bake sweets for Tom (her homemade chocolate chip cookies, fudge brownies, and chocolate-covered popcorn are his favorites), and she encourages him to jog.
As for the more sex part?
"Katie read somewhere that you burn up 600 calories just by having sex three to four times a week," the source reveals. "So she's told Tom to think about how much they’d burn up if they put daily sex sessions on their schedule!
"Tom thinks the sex order is the best part of Katie’s diet plan, and he’s promised to up the bedroom romps whenever they are in the same town… just for the sake of his diet!" dishes the insider.
It definitely sounds more fun than aerobics!
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*rolls eyes and projectile vomits
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LOL
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Me, too! No wonder I heard the retching in stereo!
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eww. who cares. he's still a freak
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I really didn't need for them to tell me they don't have sex and Katie is desperate for it. I can tell by looking at them.
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i wonder if she even said that...
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She probably didn't say this. I think everyone scrutinizes them too much so maybe a publicist thought this would sound interesting to the public.
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when they jog Katie looks like she hates every minute of it and doesnt strike me as someone that loves exercising and as for the sex part we know its fiction. tom still in the closet.
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LOL, even if this were true, do you really think they would have told some source about it? Seriously.
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Something tells me that sex with that man is as dry as toast. Ugh.
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haha
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That would be sad. I had a friend who was in this type of situation. Missionary only, and just once a week.
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That's terrible...and boring as hell. I like missionary best when its a sleepy morning...if you get my drift.
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This story seems a little far fetched....
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I agree.
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Seems fictional to me.
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Or just another leak by Tom's people. They have been doing this for years. Makes him seem more "normal".
It's amazing how much to two of them look alike.
i just threw up in my mouth a little
i just threw up in my mouth a little
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Only a little?
The only way he's going to have daily sex with her is if she dresses up like a boy.
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I know this is a gossip blog but shouldn't you be more selective about what stories are posted? This is the dumbest story.
Ewww. I don't think Tom will ever be seen as normal again. That shark has been jumped. Or should I say couch.
What's with the freakin' right-to-right hand holding? It's bad enough when they're on the red carpet and he looks like he's leading her around. But on a run?!
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Katie doesn't look like the type who has a lot of sex...
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ha ha !! i think so too
sorry I can't think sex when I think about him . He is a total turn off and she ... I might end up cheating emotionally if she is my mate. It looks like time for desginer baby for them good luck.
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WHOA tmi!!
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE? What a couple of nutcases!
::gags::
This guy literally turns my stomach every time I look at him. I really can't understand why he has any fan base anymore.
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TMI. I don't think this sex talk does anything to improve their image.
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