Quote Of The Day: Chelsea Handler

Quote Of The Day: Chelsea Handler

"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, ''Oh, I love your show.'' And I'm like, ''You can't love my show if you can hear.

-- Chelsea Handler

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<a href="/user/76" title="View user profile.">sweet kiddo</a>
184405 points
sweet kiddo said:

''You can't love my show if you can hear.

i don't get it . i bet paris is has stupid as she can be but i don't understand that quote (must be my morning without two cups of coffee brain ;)

<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
149675 points
DonnaJ said:

In other words, she slams Paris on her show ;o)

<a href="/user/76" title="View user profile.">sweet kiddo</a>
184405 points
sweet kiddo said:

nice , everybody should ;)

<a href="/user/13475" title="View user profile.">Manimal</a>
32985 points
Manimal said:

First time I read that, it brought a very dirty image into my mind...

<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
149675 points
DonnaJ said:

LOL!

<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
149675 points
DonnaJ said:

And I have no clue who this woman is. LOL!

<a href="/user/123" title="View user profile.">CapturingLife</a>
80126 points
CapturingLife said:

For a long time, I didn't either. I picked up one of her books and it was hilarious. Then I looked her up and found she was just about to get her own show. I tune in once in a while - she's super sarcastic and snarky - i love that. LOL

<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
149675 points
DonnaJ said:

I think I'll have to look her up then. :o) Thanks!

<a href="/user/96" title="View user profile.">BoN</a>
205782 points
BoN said:

She's hillarious

<a href="/user/17204" title="View user profile.">ladolcevita85</a>
70690 points
ladolcevita85 said:

She's hilarious! She makes fun of everyone, no one is off limits.

I Love Chinolas I Love Chinolas said:

She is hilarious!

<a href="/user/380" title="View user profile.">audrey</a>
22087 points
audrey said:

I have heard she has a show, but I have no idea who she is, what the show is about or when it is on. I don't think I am missing too much.

<a href="/user/9270" title="View user profile.">C.</a>
5081310 points
C. said:

On E at 11:00 pm EST.

<a href="/user/96" title="View user profile.">BoN</a>
205782 points
BoN said:

:)

tamajamma
23885 points
tamajamma said:

Love her! She says exactly what is on her mind but does so with her wit making her truly hilarious. Everyone should watch her show-good stuff!

<a href="/user/539" title="View user profile.">Helen</a>
17795 points
Helen said:

But remeber? Paris is not THAT stupid, it's just an act! (sarcasm)

<a href="/user/76" title="View user profile.">sweet kiddo</a>
184405 points
sweet kiddo said:

lol !! and it's her best role to this day ;)

<a href="/user/1040" title="View user profile.">bgduckie_01</a>
162245 points
bgduckie_01 said:

she's a pretty good actress then haha.

Jack Jack said:

Im thinking she says exactly what she really thinks but people think its just a joke. Most people cant be brutally honest but she pulls it off and I love it.

<a href="/user/9270" title="View user profile.">C.</a>
5081310 points
C. said:

Brutal is right. I can only take her in small doses. She goes from funny to mean quickly.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I like some of her stuff but sometimes she comes across as being too self righteous which is not good in the comedy scene. And I mean honestly anyone can make fun of other people its not talent. Plus she picks the easiest targets.

<a href="/user/9270" title="View user profile.">C.</a>
5081310 points
C. said:

I agree about the targets point.

<a href="/user/2085" title="View user profile.">Lizzypoo</a>
32685 points
Lizzypoo said:

For some celebs getting ripped on is just part of the territory. I guess Paris has learned to let it all roll off.

Vio Vio said:

wonderful, sos he makes money off of being mean to people, congratulations! if paris was as stupid as everyone thinks, she wouldn't have stayed this rich longer than a few months... and it's somehow ironic that everyone's heard about paris hilton, but most people know nothing about this lady. probably just another disgruntled money-deprived person who discover she actually can make money if only she starts slamming everybody. me, i prefer stupid to mean anyday...

lettibe lettibe said:

she cracks me up. She is funny. I love her show it's on the E channel

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The reason why her show is funny is because for the first half of the show she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS on with her. They're the ones who are making most of the jokes and they are hilarious. Oh, and her gimmick with the Chewy, really lame and not funny at all.

So her claim to fame is that for one, she's sleeping with some high up in the entertainment industry, and two, she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS WHO DO HER JOB!!!!

She needs to go away!

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The reason why her show is funny is because for the first half of the show she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS on with her. They're the ones who are making most of the jokes and they are hilarious. Oh, and her gimmick with the Chewy, really lame and not funny at all.

So her claim to fame is that for one, she's sleeping with some high up in the entertainment industry, and two, she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS WHO DO HER JOB!!!!

She needs to go away!

<a href="/user/1040" title="View user profile.">bgduckie_01</a>
162245 points
bgduckie_01 said:

she's so funny. she'll make fun of anyone and even in their face lol.

<a href="/user/213" title="View user profile.">Monica</a>
176150 points
Monica said:

never seen it

<a href="/user/17235" title="View user profile.">maiah912</a>
17905 points
maiah912 said:

She is usually spot on with her celebrity cut-downs. I enjoy her show.

<a href="/user/1084" title="View user profile.">AnotherDirtyMartini</a>
26110 points
AnotherDirtyMartini said:

I read one of the books Chelsea wrote - My Horizontal Life. I remember it being pretty funny. Anyway, she was performing her stand-up locally and I really wanted to go w/some friends of ours. I couldn't believe it when they said she absolutely SUCKED on-stage. They said that Chelsea was drinking vodka the entire time and was plastered (I know she wrote the book Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea..so I'm wondering if that part wasn't a put-on). Then my friends said that she just wasn't funny, wound up insulting the audience, told them that they sucked and walked off stage. Weird. I have never heard anything like this about her before. Has anyone else?

<a href="/user/18005" title="View user profile.">alishababe</a>
8300 points
alishababe said:

I havent, but i ABSOLUTELY LOVE her show. Shes so vulgar and makes fun of everyone, which is refreshing since she spares nobodies feelings. Its great that celebrities can laugh with her when she makes fun of them to their faces, lol.

<a href="/user/704" title="View user profile.">Chelle</a>
114500 points
Chelle said:

LOVE Chelsea. She is hilarious!

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