Quote Of The Day: Chelsea Handler

"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, ''Oh, I love your show.'' And I'm like, ''You can't love my show if you can hear.
-- Chelsea Handler














184405 points
i don't get it . i bet paris is has stupid as she can be but i don't understand that quote (must be my morning without two cups of coffee brain ;)
149675 points
In other words, she slams Paris on her show ;o)
184405 points
nice , everybody should ;)
32985 points
First time I read that, it brought a very dirty image into my mind...
149675 points
LOL!
149675 points
And I have no clue who this woman is. LOL!
80126 points
For a long time, I didn't either. I picked up one of her books and it was hilarious. Then I looked her up and found she was just about to get her own show. I tune in once in a while - she's super sarcastic and snarky - i love that. LOL
149675 points
I think I'll have to look her up then. :o) Thanks!
205782 points
She's hillarious
70690 points
She's hilarious! She makes fun of everyone, no one is off limits.
She is hilarious!
22087 points
I have heard she has a show, but I have no idea who she is, what the show is about or when it is on. I don't think I am missing too much.
5081310 points
On E at 11:00 pm EST.
205782 points
:)
23885 points
Love her! She says exactly what is on her mind but does so with her wit making her truly hilarious. Everyone should watch her show-good stuff!
17795 points
But remeber? Paris is not THAT stupid, it's just an act! (sarcasm)
184405 points
lol !! and it's her best role to this day ;)
162245 points
she's a pretty good actress then haha.
Im thinking she says exactly what she really thinks but people think its just a joke. Most people cant be brutally honest but she pulls it off and I love it.
5081310 points
Brutal is right. I can only take her in small doses. She goes from funny to mean quickly.
I like some of her stuff but sometimes she comes across as being too self righteous which is not good in the comedy scene. And I mean honestly anyone can make fun of other people its not talent. Plus she picks the easiest targets.
5081310 points
I agree about the targets point.
32685 points
For some celebs getting ripped on is just part of the territory. I guess Paris has learned to let it all roll off.
wonderful, sos he makes money off of being mean to people, congratulations! if paris was as stupid as everyone thinks, she wouldn't have stayed this rich longer than a few months... and it's somehow ironic that everyone's heard about paris hilton, but most people know nothing about this lady. probably just another disgruntled money-deprived person who discover she actually can make money if only she starts slamming everybody. me, i prefer stupid to mean anyday...
she cracks me up. She is funny. I love her show it's on the E channel
The reason why her show is funny is because for the first half of the show she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS on with her. They're the ones who are making most of the jokes and they are hilarious. Oh, and her gimmick with the Chewy, really lame and not funny at all.
So her claim to fame is that for one, she's sleeping with some high up in the entertainment industry, and two, she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS WHO DO HER JOB!!!!
She needs to go away!
The reason why her show is funny is because for the first half of the show she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS on with her. They're the ones who are making most of the jokes and they are hilarious. Oh, and her gimmick with the Chewy, really lame and not funny at all.
So her claim to fame is that for one, she's sleeping with some high up in the entertainment industry, and two, she has THREE OTHER COMEDIANS WHO DO HER JOB!!!!
She needs to go away!
162245 points
she's so funny. she'll make fun of anyone and even in their face lol.
176150 points
never seen it
17905 points
She is usually spot on with her celebrity cut-downs. I enjoy her show.
26110 points
I read one of the books Chelsea wrote - My Horizontal Life. I remember it being pretty funny. Anyway, she was performing her stand-up locally and I really wanted to go w/some friends of ours. I couldn't believe it when they said she absolutely SUCKED on-stage. They said that Chelsea was drinking vodka the entire time and was plastered (I know she wrote the book Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea..so I'm wondering if that part wasn't a put-on). Then my friends said that she just wasn't funny, wound up insulting the audience, told them that they sucked and walked off stage. Weird. I have never heard anything like this about her before. Has anyone else?
8300 points
I havent, but i ABSOLUTELY LOVE her show. Shes so vulgar and makes fun of everyone, which is refreshing since she spares nobodies feelings. Its great that celebrities can laugh with her when she makes fun of them to their faces, lol.
114500 points
LOVE Chelsea. She is hilarious!
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