Britney Spears Tackles The Top Rumors Of 2009

Britney Spears Tackles The Top Rumors Of 2009

In an entry titled "The Year In BS", Britney Spears and her team took to her website to pay tribute to the wackiest (and untrue) rumors of this past year. They only posted the top 75. It's crazy when you think that there were hundreds and hundreds more! What's even more comical is that she's included the actual copies of webpages/magazines with the articles. Here are a few headline highlights.

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar
3. Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching
4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her
5. Britney thinks her dad is drugging her

15. Britney's Dad and manager make list of boys for Britney to date
19. Britney requested stripper pole in Irish hotel suite
20. Britney's boys trash hotel room
22. Britney Spears' new dark hair signifies struggles
25. Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film
26. Britney Spears wants to become a baptist minister
63. Britney's Chest Has Vanished
27. Britney and Kevin caught in bed!
30. Britney Spears planning X-rated London parties
33. Britney to record posthumous duet with Michael Jackson
70. Britney buys her dad a soul food restaurant
59. Britney Spears dreams of opening a bead shop in Venice
46. Britney Spears buys hyperbaric chamber

INO made the list!

57. Britney Spears addicted to flower therapy

I remember a lot of these. I think 25 & 59 are my favorites! A bead shop. Love it. The list would've been even more fun if she would've given a bit of commentary on a few of them, right? What were some of your favorites?

Photos by WENN

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COMMENTS...

<a href="/user/17818" title="View user profile.">Scruffy</a>
291705 points
Scruffy said:

Hmmm saying that INO 'made the list' is a bit of a strech dontya think???? LOL

<a href="/user/1040" title="View user profile.">bgduckie_01</a>
169255 points
bgduckie_01 said:

lol those are some funny headlines. and it's even funnier ino made it in the list.

Ashlee Ashlee said:

LOL my favorite is Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film

Anonymous Anonymous said:

So you are proud that you blog total false rumors? Nice. Congrats.

Anonymous Anonymous said:

the same thought crossed my mind.

<a href="/user/13475" title="View user profile.">Manimal</a>
32985 points
Manimal said:

Your sentence syntax is way off, gah. Anyway, that's what a gossip blog DOES; they post about celeb news. It's silly to think that something false wouldn't slip through from time to time. It's the nature of the gossip business. But you would know that, considering you're reading, and commenting, on one right now.

<a href="/user/9155" title="View user profile.">DonnaJ</a>
184810 points
DonnaJ said:

Not everyone can construct a sentence, Mani. Sad, but true :o) Also, I agree with everything you've posted ;o)

<a href="/user/76" title="View user profile.">sweet kiddo</a>
186910 points
sweet kiddo said:

63. Britney's Chest Has Vanished
well ,we all know that this one isn't true .....but it sure does need a bra to be put where it's suppose to be

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