Howard Stern Hosting Beauty Contest For Tiger Woods' Mistresses

FEB 25, 2010 AT 07:43 PM
Howard Stern Hosting Beauty Contest For Tiger Woods' Mistresses

Shock jock Howard Stern is set to host a beauty pageant for the mistresses of Tiger Woods. The prize? $100,000!

So far four of Tiger's alleged thirteen mistresses have agreed to participate. There will be traditional categories such as: swimsuit, personality and talent, but knowing Howard, this won't be your traditional pageant.

The prize money for Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”

No word on which four have agreed to go along with it. I guess they've got pretty good odds at winning that pile of cash if only four are going to participate.

Are you surprised? Appalled? Indifferent?

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COMMENTS...

Lissa
Feb 25, 2010 @ 07:48 pm
Lissa said:

Howard Stern is a worthless piece of garbage. Ew. I loathe the man.
<a href="/user/8016" title="View user profile.">sassy kassie</a>
1655 points
Feb 25, 2010 @ 08:07 pm
sassy kassie said:

Howard Stern shouldn't be encouraging these stupid women to try & hang on to their 15 minuets of fame....let them crawl back to the strip clubs and disappear. I'm so over Tiger & his mess!
<a href="/user/1978" title="View user profile.">smp209</a>
102680 points
Feb 25, 2010 @ 08:36 pm
smp209 said:

hahaha am i the only one who finds this hilarious?
<a href="/user/441" title="View user profile.">marydoll512</a>
1278 points
Feb 25, 2010 @ 09:45 pm
marydoll512 said:

It be hilarious if Stern's wife, Beth, uses the service Ashley Madison! HA!
Promotional Printing
Feb 25, 2010 @ 10:57 pm
Promotional Printing said:

LOL, wow. He is hosting a contest to promote infidelity...tut tut. It's a sad day for a tiger.
whatthe?!
Feb 26, 2010 @ 03:17 am
whatthe?! said:

yeah! and this is the hopeful replacement for "American Idiots". That show has jumped the shark at this point!
<a href="/user/5294" title="View user profile.">merce369</a>
5770495 points
Feb 26, 2010 @ 05:52 am
merce369 said:

Wow, funny and disgusting at the same time. Never thought it's possible till now!
Anonymous
Feb 26, 2010 @ 06:53 am
Anonymous said:

Hate to admit that I think it's hilarous :o)
Anonymous
Feb 26, 2010 @ 09:16 am
Anonymous said:

LMAO!!! Gotta love Howard!
<a href="/user/3596" title="View user profile.">Ha</a>
8455 points
Feb 26, 2010 @ 10:40 am
Ha said:

Tiger's poor wife.

Those trampy mistresses have no shame - anyone with any self-respect wouldn't participate in this. But then again, anyone with any self-respect wouldn't be f*cking someone else's husband, would they?
Anonymous
Feb 26, 2010 @ 11:09 am
Anonymous said:

I gotta say too, I love the idea!!! Go Howard!!! Too too funny :-)))
Anonymous
Mar 11, 2010 @ 01:10 am
Anonymous said:

Howard is "The Man"...!!!
Anonymous
Jul 27, 2010 @ 10:32 pm
Anonymous said:

what does it mean?
superflatiron
Jul 27, 2010 @ 10:33 pm
superflatiron said:

I love the idea!!!

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