Jessica Simpson Thinks Her Water Breaking Will Look Like A Fire Hydrant Exploding

According to Jessica Simpson, she is going to have one dramatic birthing experience. The pregnant star says that she is so full of amniotic fluid, she feels like she is going to explode when her water breaks.

The fashion maven told Jimmy Kimmel on his late-night chat fest:

“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

The Texan beauty also adds that while she’s still not married to her fiancé Eric Johnson, she feels like he is her husband already and that they plan on getting hitched after their baby arrives.

She also spills the beans about her weekend baby shower and says that she served guests fried oreos at her party. I’m not sure if that’s a yum or a yuck. Actually, make that a yuck.

Check out the interview here.

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  1. Courtney says

    stop being so critical of Jessica all pregnant women say stupid things sometimes and try putting yourself in her situation for a second Polyhydramnios is a life threatenning condition and it’s not her fault that it happened to her