Which couple isn’t having the fairytale romance they seem to have?
The lesser-spotted Mr and Mrs VIP have been seen once again — a rare sighting of an increasingly endangered species.
About twice a year this pair come out and put on a display of togetherness. All very convincing, except to those who have heard the rumours about this famous couple. They certainly don’t look as if they have left the same bedroom or even the same house. Mr VIP has all the appearance of a well-groomed peacock and Mrs VIP needs a makeover — or maybe just a very large paper bag.
“Very large paper bag”- OUCH. Any guesses?
– Item from The Morton Report