August 30, 2013
This movie sucked, but still made enough money to generate a sequel. If you watched both of the movies, I’m sorry about that four hours of your life that you won’t get back. What they should have filmed instead was what went on behind the scenes. There was a whole lot of sex and a whole lot of cheating. The guys involved will tell you they were technically single because one (#1) was on a break from his wife and the other (#2) said that since he was not yet married, he could do what he wanted with whoever he wanted.
#3 couldn’t decide which guy she wanted to be with so she ended up having sex with both and would alternate, depending on the day or even the hour. Yeah, well, she is not exactly well known for being virtuous. #4 also had sex with both of the guys, and also another guy on the film, who was well and truly single.
It seems that #3 hates #4 with a passion and that #4 knew that #3 really wanted #1 and even thought she could snag him and marry him. Apparently #4 found #1 to be a little dirty and didn’t shower much and always smelled of smoke and desperation. #1 would fondle anyone and anything that even gave him a glimmer of hope. No one could ever figure out why he even bothered to be married since he showed no interest in anything but having as much sex as possible.
#2 was much more discreet, but rarely spent a day without female companionship, he just wasn’t sweaty and disgusting about it and you didn’t feel like you were sleeping with a dirty old man. Yes, this will be revealed.
#1 – Former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B- mostly television actor
#2 – A list mostly movie actor who has the acting talent of a D lister.
#3 – Former B+ list mostly movie actress who has dropped off the movie making in the past two years and is now a C+.
#4 – Former B- list mostly movie actress who has returned to her roots as a B- list mostly television actress on a middling hit cable show.
Any guesses as to who they are the movie? I had NO clue before checking out the reveal, which you can see by clicking on “Crazy Days and Nights” (the hyperlinked text) below! OMG.
– Item from Crazy Days and Nights