
Happy couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore arrived to the Annual Chrysalis Butterly Ball in Los Angeles this past weekend. What do you think of Demi's midnight blue silk dress? How about Ashton's facial hair? :) I vote no for facial hair, but that's just me. On a side note, I love how sweet and genuinely happy these two appear.
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"I have thought about adopting a kid my whole life. When I was eight I had a friend called Terry and one day he told me he was adopted. He said his parents told him there was a more special bond between them because they picked him. I thought that was pretty profound and I would be open to the idea."



"I tell them I was just like them. I broke into my high school - I wanted some money fast and I thought the easy out was the best way. I was the guy that sat in the police cell, the guy that walked around town with my baseball cap down because I was ashamed of myself. Now the whole world's accepted me as a successful person. Kids are often told, "You are a bad person.' But you can turn your life around."I have to be honest here. I don't find the age difference odd for the kids (Rumer included). What I find to be awkward is how HOT Ashton is. How can you NOT have a crush on him?




"If I can smell your perfume and we're not making out, you're wearing too much. More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply."
"I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit (and) took a lesson from (iconic First Lady) Jackie Kennedy."
"Women who wear big blingin' stones don't look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else's money. I don't want my woman looking like she got bedazzled."

"I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."





"I was the kid with the big Coke-bottle glasses, the hearing aid," says Michael Kutcher, who still lives in Iowa, where he sells retirement plans. "There was a lot of teasing, a lot of the normal mean stuff."
"That was a big part of my life,kind of looking out for my twin."
"I started to get this attitude about being funny, like, are you laughing at me or with me?"
"I've literally just been voted the world's most eligible bachelor and I'm like, I'm going off the market. I've found the one. If I had thought about it I would have been like, Nah, nah. But what can you do? When you're in that deep, you can't think. She was the first person who would call me on my s**t. She didn't need me. She straight up didn't need me. She wanted me, but she didn't need me, so she could put it on the line."


"Ashton's not a journalist. One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn't get by us. There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them. "
Another weekly editor snipes that Kutcher's E! show, which also featured Eva Longoria Parker, "is awful. It's a mostly a lot of D-listers we don't care about. [We] wouldn't cover anyone on that show - with the exception of Avril. This show won't go anywhere. No one is watching it.
"In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not."
Kutcher's crusade for truth won't affect Star's coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. "He's only semi-interesting," she says. "He doesn't sell a lot of mags. It's a typical conceited celebrity," says a mag insider. "Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.
"If he's just doing this to have fun, that's good. If Britney turned out to be sane and it was all a Kutcher hoax, that would be a story! Or if the Olsen twins were normal!?"
