I don’t even know WHY I’m shocked. But I am. Really. Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to start rehab yesterday. She had an approved rehab facility in New York. Yet Lindsay refused to go when she found out that rehab did not allow smoking.
So Lindsay, being Lindsay, hopped on a flight and flew out to California to check into Morningside Recovery. Morningside allows smoking, apparently. However, Lindsay reportedly literally rolled up to Morningside in her SUV but Never Got Out Of The Car. Instead, she drove away. No, I am NOT kidding.
Law enforcement sources told TMZ they will seek an arrest warrant if Lindsay is not in rehab by dawn this morning. But Lindsay may still avoid arrest. Why? Because she supposedly got wonder-attorney Shawn Holley (who must be trying to make the case for her own canonization) to agree to represent her again. Shawn is said to be reaching out to law enforcement to avoid them issuing an arrest warrant.
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