David Hasselhoff (aka THE HOFF) was too drunk to fly, has a whiny wife and wants his own TV show. PHEW. What a morning! Ok here we go...
David was flying out of London's Heathrow airport and showed up to his British Airways flight drunk as a skunk. The attendants wouldn't let him on the flight and waited for him to sober up before they let him catch another one.

"He seemed merry. He's a huge fella and the manageress is tiny. He picked her up then put her down." A British Airways spokesman confirmed, "A male passenger was denied boarding on the BA279 Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit for travel. He was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283." Hasselhoff's publicist could not immediately be reached by Wenn for comment. (source)

Ever since The Hoff became a judge on 'America's Got Talent', he's decided he wants his OWN reality show. He wants to do something that will allow him to travel. Yeah... I'll watch that... right after Tabloid Wars.

The former 'Baywatch' actor says he felt "conned" by his experience on Cowell's new reality show 'America's Got Talent'. Hasselhoff said: "This is not my cup of tea. I signed on for one season, and Cowell conned me into it."The 54-year-old star, best known for his roles in 'Baywatch' and 'Knight Rider', says he is looking to reignite his stalled career.He said: "I'm trying to get on a sitcom or maybe even my own show, 'Travels With The Hoff.'" (source)

Lastly, his ex-wife won't shut up about how hard she tried to make her relationship work with David. More than half of couples get divorced... Pamela needs to stop making herself out to be the martyr here. Collect your alimony and move on.

Pamela Bach sat down with "Extra's" Jerry Penacoli and opened up for the first time about the sudden collapse of her 16-year marriage. "Sometimes you're not gonna get the why," Pamela said. "I tried to manage something that was unmanageable. I thought, "Why do I have to live my life like that?' Because I loved him."
Pamela chose to take the high road and did not talk about the dirty details of her divorce.  But she did open up about how she is moving on and what comes next. "I feel when you're in a dark tunnel you need to find light," Pamela said simply. "Getting this out has been therapeutic," Pamela said. "You do find out what you're made of when you're pushed against a wall." (source)