I saw the screencaps. I heard the promo. I mean it sounds like her... It looks like her.... but I just can't believe that Heidi Montag would agree to this. Ah, who am I kidding?

Let's talk -  Overdosin'

I heard something about this great quote a while back, but now people are running it again.  So in case you missed it...

Somewhere deep in my heart I'm rooting for a Lauren Conrad/Heidi Montag reconciliation. But then Heidi has to go and say something like this...

"There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

Ummm, did she REALLY just compare herself to Jesus?!?

Heidi Montag and her mom enjoy a day out shopping.

Check out what my cyber friends are writing about.

The Jonas Brothers have some seriously hardcore fans. (D-listed)

WOW. Jake Gyllenhaal is so buff for his next movie! (Cityrag)

Hayden Panettiere looks cute in all black. (Drunken Stepfather, Site NSFW)

The new Lara Croft is a hottie. (Hollywoodtuna)

Sienna Miller starts to cry when the paparazzi continue to harass her. (Just Jared)

Jessica Biel shops and smiles for the paparazzi. (Bastardly)

Little Jenna Malone goes for a tough look. (Lainey Gossip)

Natasha Henstridge looks good in a bikini. (Celebslam)

Photos by WENN.

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Do PR people and stylists instruct their clients to stand toes in? Does it do something to the shape of their bodies that I am missing? If I take pictures standing like Heidi Montag in the above shot, will I suddenly look as skinny as her? I'm just very confused while celebs continue to use this stance. It is completely awkward and unnatural!

Here she is at Kitson launching her new clothing line. Check out Spencer Pratt holding up a Team Heidi shirt. That boy has class. 

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I'm getting lost in this liquid high...

sipping on this happy juice...

So what you're saying is that you need to be really drunk to go home with this guy? And you wrote a song about it? That sounds like some catch.

New Heidi Montag! Let's play. I got up to about 1.51 and then shut it off. But that's only because I could hardly figure out what she was saying in the beginning. How long can you last? It's bad, but it's 100% better than Fashion.

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It's almost impossible to get through this entire song. Actually, I was unable to do it. Listen to as much as you can and then post the time you had to turn it off.

Here is Heidi Montag's newest single, Fashion. Be warned...

MTV is just asking for trouble with this one. For the MTV Movie Awards this weekend they've seated Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad in the same row, just a few seats away from each other. Why would they do that?!? Oh yeah....if a huge fight breaks out on camera it would be great for ratings. :)

Who is planning on watching? I doubt I'll make it through the whole thing, those events get a little drawn out for me sometimes...but if the girls from The Hills go at it, that might hold my attention...

Bauer Griffin

He even told me that Spencer flat out told him that he was NEVER going to marry Heidi.

Which weekly glossy just signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple? The deal is, the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn, they need to break up (again), get back together (again) and actually get married."

"It certainly sounds like it's them, and it seems history could repeat itself," says a friend of the couple. "They did the same thing last year. You would think everyone would be wise to it by now! As friends, we laugh to ourselves whenever we see 'serious' coverage of the ups and downs of Heidi and Spencer's relationship," says their pal. "It's astounding anyone could still believe any of it is spontaneous."