I'm getting lost in this liquid high...

sipping on this happy juice...

So what you're saying is that you need to be really drunk to go home with this guy? And you wrote a song about it? That sounds like some catch.

New Heidi Montag! Let's play. I got up to about 1.51 and then shut it off. But that's only because I could hardly figure out what she was saying in the beginning. How long can you last? It's bad, but it's 100% better than Fashion.

Click here to listen.

Whether he's talking about Heidi Montag's body or if The Hills is a true reality show, Spencer Pratt is LYING. Here he is on The View trying to keep a straight face.

Oh and Heidi says they are engaged to be engaged.

It's almost impossible to get through this entire song. Actually, I was unable to do it. Listen to as much as you can and then post the time you had to turn it off.

Here is Heidi Montag's newest single, Fashion. Be warned...

ONTD

MTV is just asking for trouble with this one. For the MTV Movie Awards this weekend they've seated Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad in the same row, just a few seats away from each other. Why would they do that?!? Oh yeah....if a huge fight breaks out on camera it would be great for ratings. :)

Who is planning on watching? I doubt I'll make it through the whole thing, those events get a little drawn out for me sometimes...but if the girls from The Hills go at it, that might hold my attention...

Bauer Griffin

I received an email last night from an INO reader who shall remain nameless about Hills' stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Apparently, her cousin works as a (fill in blank) and is telling everyone that the show is less reality than we think. The man is claiming that Heidi and Spencer are ALREADY married but are keeping it quiet to make their plot line more interesting. Hush Hush! The couple also plans to sell their entire process to one lucky magazine all the way up to their second I Do.
What do you think? Would you put it past them?
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy! Have the tides turned on this one. I just got another email from someone who is friends with Spencer through a photo editor for a certain tabloid who is buddy buddy with Hills star. Not only is Spencer not marrying Heidi... but he NEVER plans on doing so.

He even told me that Spencer flat out told him that he was NEVER going to marry Heidi.

Two completely different stories!!

Star Magazine is reporting that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just signed a...MILLION dollar deal to stage a break up right before they officially marry in an attempt to sell more magazines. OH MY GOODNESS. The NY Daily News ran a blind item that read:

Which weekly glossy just signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple? The deal is, the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn, they need to break up (again), get back together (again) and actually get married."

Star is claiming that it is none other than The Hills favorite couple and I don't doubt it! A "friend" agrees.

"It certainly sounds like it's them, and it seems history could repeat itself," says a friend of the couple. "They did the same thing last year. You would think everyone would be wise to it by now! As friends, we laugh to ourselves whenever we see 'serious' coverage of the ups and downs of Heidi and Spencer's relationship," says their pal. "It's astounding anyone could still believe any of it is spontaneous."

The magazine is claiming to not be in the running. It's pretty obvious who it would be considering they give the cover to those girls at least once a month. I'm not burning bridges but if this is true... ah who am I kidding? Why wouldn't it be true? I don't put anything pass fame addicts.

Heidi Montag is really embracing the new shoe trend isn't she? One pair is enough for my closet as I know that the style will be short lived. I just hope that they are getting gifted to her and she isn't shelling out hundreds per pair. Here she is alongside catch of the year Spencer Pratt outside Letterman's studios. Did you see the video of her time on stage last night? If not, here you go.Is anyone else starting to side with Heidi over this whole mess?Bauer Griffin

Stop the press, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad actually agree on something! Both have similar opinions over the whole Miley Cyrus scandal.
Heidi said,

"I think she's a young girl in Hollywood, and she's just having fun. [She]'s exploring herself."

While Lauren gave a more in depth answer,

"I found it a bit silly. I thought she looked beautiful in the pictures. I didn't find it that inappropriate. Being young and in the spotlight "is difficult. It's a lot of pressure on her since she is a role model, but I think she's doing a good job."

And of course, Spencer Pratt had to give his two cents,

"I didn't think it was that bad. Supposedly, she's wearing a top underneath. It's artistic."

This whole thing is just not going to die. Reporters are going to keep asking every celeb who has ever heard of Miley to give an opinion and the blogs are just going to keep reporting on it :)  But, anyways, let's move on to another subject.
Who watched The Hills last night?   I thought it was kind of a boring episode.  Yeah, we get it...Spencer and Heidi don't want Stephanie to hang out with Lauren...big deal.  But does anyone else feel bad for Audrina?  It seems like now that LO and Lauren live together they just keep ganging up on her!

I got a little teary watching this clip of Heidi Montag talk about the death of her stepbrother. I never connected with Heidi's character (yes, I say character even though it's a reality show) because of the whole Lauren Conrad feud, but this is so beyond that. This is on a much more human level and I sympathize tremendously. Truth be told, it's a side that isn't part of her character on The Hills and I wish this honesty was.
On a personal note, a friend of mine died two days ago from taking diet pills. He was 31 years old and a WONDERFUL person. Unfortunately, he struggled with his weight and used the pills to help speed along the dieting process. He passed from a heart attack in his sleep. Tragic. The worst thing about the story (obviously besides the loss) is my friend survived a TERRIBLE elevator accident a few years ago. Fell down several flights after elevator went out of control, permanently was in rehab to help with walking, in pain constantly - but lucky to be alive. To die from dieting just seems unfair. Going to the wake today.

There were a lot of reality stars at the LG Electronics (LG) Launch of the Scarlet HD TV Series held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood. Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Lauren Bosworth were part of the crowd. On top of MTV's finest, Bai Ling, Chris Evan, Emmy Rossum and Travis Barker showed up for the party.Flynet