I had to share this description from WENN talking about Lindsay Lohan leaving Goa:

Lindsay Lohan leaving Goa nightclub and gets into Samantha Ronson’s car. She charges out of the car and swings her arms out to both sides in order to knock photographers out of her path.

That must have been a sight to see! I wonder if she screamed as she did it.

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Lindsay Lohan was photographed driving around town with her assistant running a few errands, one of which was picking up bagels and McDonalds. Did you hear that her mother was honored as a top mom in Long Island last night? I was so UPSET that I couldn’t attend the party because I couldn’t find a sitter… UGH

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The TV Guide is claiming that Lindsay Lohan is slated for as many as eight episodes on Ugly Betty. 8 episodes! I think everyone is trying to replicate Britney Spears’ ratings increase for How I Met Your Mother. Although everything is still up in the air, rumor is Lindsay will play a “hapless fast-food worker that Betty befriends”.

Multiple Ugly sources confirm to me exclusively that the comeback-hungry actress is in advanced discussions to guest-star in the show’s May 22 season finale, which is currently in production. But that, my friends, is not the big news.

No, the big news is that Betty producers are currently talking to LiLo’s camp about bringing her back next season for a sizable arc – and I do mean sizable. We’re talking as many as eight freakin’ episodes.

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I have to say that I think this is one of the biggest downsides of fame…having scary stalkers! John Lennon’s killer, Mark David Chapman, is now obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. Thank goodness this guy is already locked up and not going anywhere anytime soon…

“Mark David Chapman is now obsessed with Lindsay. He has been begging her to visit him at Attica State Prison in New York. His cell has photos of Lindsay all over the wall and has been begging to be allowed to write to her. Chapman, diagnosed as a psychotic, is considered so dangerous and at risk from other inmates that he’s kept in a special unit at Attica.”

Just reading that creeps me out! Have you ever had any scary stalker moments? People can be so weird sometimes!

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I just love seeing the transformation a celebrity goes through when they have a red carpet event to attend in the evening. Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting her nails done and doing some shopping at Fred Segal in the morning. Then later on in the day, she glamed up for the LG Electronics (LG) Launch Of the Scarlet HD TV Series in West Hollywood. What a difference!

I have a ton of pictures from the event - stay tuned.

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Watch out, it’s a girl fight between Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen! Turns out, Lindsay is NOT into sharing bff, Samantha Ronson with other celebrities. The girls were at Beatrice Inn on Friday and Samantha was spinning. Ashley came over to say hi and Lindsay flipped out. Are you ready for what she yelled? I really could not make this stuff up.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend.’”

Hey now, why does she have to bring Full House into this? Sing it with me now…when you’re lost out there and you’re all alone…

Oh, and the same story also reports that Lindsay is so into Samantha that she created a Facebook profile under the name Lindsay Ronson. I searched and the only person that comes up is a girl with no picture, so it could be anybody.

Move over Lindsay Lohan! Share the limelight Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Looks like your younger halves are hitting the big screen and hard. Tom Cruise’s son Connor has been slated to make his acting debut in none other than Will Smith’s latest Seven Pounds. Most people start out as an extra walking in the background of a very large field with 90 other people hoping to get noticed. Not Connor! He knows people in high places.

“Tom is so proud of Connor,” says a source. “He’s proud of him for really doing this on his own.” The Columbia Pictures film, which is still in production, also costars Woody Harrelson and Rosario Dawson.

And we all knew this was coming - Ali Lohan is ready to start making some noise. Ali has actually already started filming Mostly Ghostly. She plays… a popular teenager in high school. Wonder if Lindsay went up for that role as well.

Ali’s role shares similarities with her older sister’s character in the 2004 film Mean Girls: She’ll play “a popular high school senior” in the film, says a source.