Dita Von Teese is tired of having people ask her when she is going to get pregnant with Marilyn Manson. Anyone who is married can understand that frustration. Even after I had a child, (and I'm talking weeks after having a child) people would ask me when baby number two was coming. Lucky for Dita, she can release a public statement to tell everyone to back off.

"Neither of us is ready. I don't feel that we need to have children to validate our marriage and I don't need children to claim I'm a fulfilled woman."