Obviously I am joking. But this is not the Catherine Zeta Jones we all know and love. It looks like she got a peel or some sort of skin treatment prior to heading to this red carpet event. In an attempt to cover up her inflamed skin, Catherine then plastered on bronzer and foundation giving us the above look. Lesson learned - no facial treatments days before a publicity event.

Oddly enough, she is still someone who remains beautiful and timeless. 

Here she is alongside husband Michael Douglas at the 2008 Global Leadership Awards Gala held at The Waldorf-Astoria.

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The ever so glamorous Catherine Zeta Jones and husband Michael Douglas continued their Europe vacation with friends in Portofino, Italy. Catherine looks fabulous, per usual, in her dramatic wide-brimmed hat and earth-toned outfit.

She shows you can look amazing at any age. Seriously, has this woman ever looked less than fabulous?

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Let's be serious for a moment. Can you think of one person who is more fabulous that Catherine Zeta Jones? I mean just look at this woman. Sheer perfection! Here she is with hubby Michael Douglas on a private yacht in the south of France. Le sigh...

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"Just being kind to each other; enjoying each other's company. We spend hours together, all around the world, playing golf. Some of our biggest discussions are around golf."

"When I was first so smitten with Catherine, I asked "Do you play golf? She said, "I love it.' Yes, that's it. The deal's done!"

"The nice thing about being older is you don't take anything for granted. When you got it good, you treat it right."