Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan’s New Probation Rules


Although Lindsay Lohan herself wasn’t present, her attorney met with the judge to determine what Lindsay has to do now that she’s left rehab. E! News reports this is what Lindsay’s attorney said the actress has to do outside the courtroom (cameras were banned from the proceedings):

First up: … Lindsay was ordered to remain in California and reside at her West Hollywood home until her next court date on Nov. 1. (Lohan will not be required to attend that progress report hearing.)

At that point, should she obey the modified terms of her probation, she will be allowed to move out of state. But, judging by her track record, that could be a big if. Here’s what she’s got to do:

Remain in California with L.A. her primary residence
Undergo psychiatric treatment a minimum of four times a week
Attend chemical dependency meetings (like A.A. or N.A.) at least five times a week as part of 12-step program
Contact her chemical dependency counselor at least seven times a week
Attend behavioral therapy twice a week
Submit to random drug and alcohol testing two times per week
Chapman must provide biweekly compliance reports to court

The judge reportedly stated that if Lindsay missed any drug tests she would have to serve 30 days in jail (I’m sure Lindsay’s really scared of that at this point, given that it’s likely to turn into 30 minutes of actual time served).

But on a positive note: both under-the-influence counts against Lindsay were dismissed.

Lindsay’s attorney also said that at this time, the actress was not planning to attend the premiere of her new movie, ‘Machete,’ tonight, either.

“She’s moving forward in a positive way and not necessarily going to something splashy. She has changed, she’s healthy, she’s clear-headed, she’s positive and she’s looking forward.”

Although I certainly hope this is true, I’ll have to see it to believe it.

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Report: Angelina Jolie’s Message To Jennifer Aniston: “Leave My Family Alone”


Let me say, for the record, that I think it’s INSANE we’re still reporting stuff like this, but the story’s out there, so don’t blame the messenger… In Touch Weekly reports that Angelina Jolie is sending Jennifer Aniston the message to stay away from her family through Brad Pitt’s mother, Jane.

When Angelina went to Budapest to scout out locations for her upcoming film, she reportedly was supposed to leave all six children at home with Brad- and his visiting mother, Jane. But she ended up taking the twins, Knox and Vivienne, and it was to send a message to Jennifer, according to In Touch. Angelina supposedly is upset that Jennifer and Jane have maintained their friendship even after Jennifer and Brad’s divorce.

“Angie strongly thinks that the past is the past, and Jennifer and Jane should let each other go because their friendship is disrespectful,” the friend explains. “Angie had been complaining to Brad that it’s weird for his mom to talk to his ex-wife, but Brad just brushed it off. So she decided she didn’t want Jane watching over the twins.”

Hmmm… if this is true, it’s manipulative enough to leave a sour taste in your mouth, isn’t it? The “friend” talking to In Touch says Jane and Jennifer have a very close relationship.

“Jane still thinks of Jennifer as a daughter,” says a pal. “She knows that Angelina isn’t happy about the friendship, but that doesn’t stop her from keeping Jen in her life.” Jen, in turn, “consults Jane on everything from major purchases to romance to her career.” And Jane confides in Jen, as well.

Angelina reportedly views their ongoing relationship as a “slap in the face” and feels she should “take precedence” with Brad’s parents. Jane, meanwhile, supposedly doesn’t see the problem and resents being asked to stop talking to Jennifer, and Brad apparently supports his mother.

“They care about each other,” the friend says. “Jane has never kept it a secret. She doesn’t see why she has to cut off that connection.”

And Brad tends to agree with his mother. “He thinks Jane is a grown woman and she should be able to do what she wants.”

This is definitely one of the trickier aspects of divorce that isn’t often talked about: the relationship between the ex and the former in-laws. IF this story is true, do you think Angelina’s resentment is justified? I just hate the idea of kids being caught in the middle.

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Elin Nordegren “Relieved And Distraught” After Divorce From Tiger Woods


People close to Elin Nordegren are saying she is having mixed reactions after the finalization of her divorce from Tiger Woods, according to Radar Online.

“She’s so happy that it’s over,” one source told RadarOnline.com.

“But at the same time she’s devastated by everything that happened and filing the paper and making the divorce official brought home the reality of the situation and it hit her hard.”

This makes sense. I’d imagine it’s kind of like after a death: while you’re preparing for the funeral and everything you can keep busy, but once it’s all over, it finally hits you. And Elin has plenty to deal with.

Elin reportedly is training for a triathlon, including taking daily bicycle rides around her neighborhood.

“She has not been herself lately,” one source told RadarOnline.com. “This has taken a heavy toll on her. After the divorce papers were filed, Elin was quiet and upset,” one source told RadarOnline.com. “She went straight home from the courthouse and didn’t want to talk to anyone.

“The reality of her marriage ending hit her hard. She never thought she’d be in this position. She had no idea that Tiger was cheating on her the entire time she was married.”

I can’t even imagine having to deal with all she’s had to go through. Luckily, Elin’s sister and parents have visited her, according to this source, and she’s doing things like going out with friends.

One thing she isn’t doing, however, is talking to Tiger. At all.

“She doesn’t talk to him,” one source said. “They almost never come face to face anymore and when they do she doesn’t say a word. This is not a divorce where the parties are going to end up being friendly toward each other. There is still a lot of raw pain.”

I’m not surprised. I’m sure it will take time, but it sounds like Elin is going through the process of mourning the end of her marriage and putting her life back together.

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Report: Paris Hilton Awoke To Intruders With Knives


SCARY! Paris Hilton sent out this tweet about an hour ago:

So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h [sic]

Can you imagine? Thank goodness no one was hurt! This is definitely one of the downsides to being wealthy and famous: you’re a target.

Here’s a picture Paris posted of the police arresting the guy:

So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my ... on Twitpic

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Woman Accused Of Slashing Leonardo DiCaprio’s Face Is Crying “Cover Up”


The woman who hid from authorities in Canada for FIVE years after allegedly slashing Leonardo DiCaprio’s face with a broken glass at a party is finally in court to face the charges. Aretha Wilson is crying foul over the altercation, claiming that Leonardo started the fight. Her attorney is demanding toxicology reports from that night and Leo’s medical records. She claims that Leonardo didn’t report the incident until three days later and there are inconsistent stories about the way the events unfolded.

DiCaprio’s attorney, Blair Berk fired back with this statement:

These are outrageous lies and a classic case of trying to re-victimize a victim in a violent assault.

That this woman became a fugitive from justice for 5 years to avoid responsibility and that Mr. DiCaprio has fully cooperated with the prosecution from day one should say everything, Berk adds. This woman has a long criminal history of violent criminal attacks on others and should be given no attention whatsoever.

What a mess. It’s been so many years, I’m sure Leonardo wants to be DONE with this already. But it sounds like it’s going to drag on for a little bit longer.

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Kara DioGuardi Tried To Quit ‘American Idol’ Months Ago


According to E!, Kara DioGuardi is still in limbo with ‘American Idol’. She reportedly told them months ago that she wanted out, but they still haven’t given her the official okay to pursue other options.

She went to Fox two months ago and told them she didn’t want to do another season,” a source tells me. “She’s ready to move on. She did two years and thinks that’s enough.”

“It’s frustrating because she can’t even take any meetings…everyone wants to know what her schedule will be like, but she doesn’t know,” the source said. “What happens if Fox tells her they still want her for next season?”

When Kara told them she wanted off the show, Fox told her they’d get back to her.

What do you think of all this “drama” surrounding the new judges of Idol? In my opinion, I think they should just name them already and be done with it! If I were Kara, I’d be frustrated that they haven’t given her the word one way or the other.

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Spencer Pratt Openly Admits To Forcing Heidi Montag Into Reality Show


I know the first thing y’all are going to say is “stop giving them press”. I know, I know. But I needed to post this craziness. I need someone to join me in banging my head on the wall! Here goes: People magazine talked to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about this sex tape nonsense. Their comments are bizarre. Spencer basically admits that he won’t leave Heidi in Costa Rica until she caves and does a reality show with him:

“I had to bring the puppies down and help them move in,” “[Heidi] thought I was going to leave, but I’m not. I didn’t want to get divorced. I have nothing in Malibu, I’m homeless, I’m nothing without her.”

Heidi maintains there are NO sex tapes:

“There is no sex tape that exists and there never was,” she says. “Spencer is trying to drum up press. This is exactly why I wanted to divorce him in the first place.”

THIS is where Spencer basically shoots himself in the foot:

“I told Heidi “if you don’t want to do the new reality show with me, then I’ll have to release old footage,” he says. “I can get $5 million from a sex tape, but I really don’t want to do that. It’s not the way I want things to be. Heidi is furious with me but I need to look out for myself.”

Can’t this quote be used against him? He is flat out admitting to blackmail!

Heidi’s final word on the matter:

“I’m going to leave the hotel and get a house because Spencer won’t leave me alone and won’t go back to Malibu right now,” Montag says. “It’s just too hard. I still love him, but I can’t stand what he’s doing.”

Still love him? A man who is threatening you and harassing you and willing to sell sex tapes of you? And you STILL LOVE HIM? What??

Please, let the head banging commence! UGH!!!!!!

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