Report: Paris Hilton Awoke To Intruders With Knives

SCARY! Paris Hilton sent out this tweet about an hour ago:

So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h [sic]

Can you imagine? Thank goodness no one was hurt! This is definitely one of the downsides to being wealthy and famous: you’re a target.

Here’s a picture Paris posted of the police arresting the guy:

So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my ... on Twitpic

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Woman Accused Of Slashing Leonardo DiCaprio’s Face Is Crying “Cover Up”

The woman who hid from authorities in Canada for FIVE years after allegedly slashing Leonardo DiCaprio’s face with a broken glass at a party is finally in court to face the charges. Aretha Wilson is crying foul over the altercation, claiming that Leonardo started the fight. Her attorney is demanding toxicology reports from that night and Leo’s medical records. She claims that Leonardo didn’t report the incident until three days later and there are inconsistent stories about the way the events unfolded.

DiCaprio’s attorney, Blair Berk fired back with this statement:

These are outrageous lies and a classic case of trying to re-victimize a victim in a violent assault.

That this woman became a fugitive from justice for 5 years to avoid responsibility and that Mr. DiCaprio has fully cooperated with the prosecution from day one should say everything, Berk adds. This woman has a long criminal history of violent criminal attacks on others and should be given no attention whatsoever.

What a mess. It’s been so many years, I’m sure Leonardo wants to be DONE with this already. But it sounds like it’s going to drag on for a little bit longer.

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Kara DioGuardi Tried To Quit ‘American Idol’ Months Ago

According to E!, Kara DioGuardi is still in limbo with ‘American Idol’. She reportedly told them months ago that she wanted out, but they still haven’t given her the official okay to pursue other options.

She went to Fox two months ago and told them she didn’t want to do another season,” a source tells me. “She’s ready to move on. She did two years and thinks that’s enough.”

“It’s frustrating because she can’t even take any meetings…everyone wants to know what her schedule will be like, but she doesn’t know,” the source said. “What happens if Fox tells her they still want her for next season?”

When Kara told them she wanted off the show, Fox told her they’d get back to her.

What do you think of all this “drama” surrounding the new judges of Idol? In my opinion, I think they should just name them already and be done with it! If I were Kara, I’d be frustrated that they haven’t given her the word one way or the other.

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Spencer Pratt Openly Admits To Forcing Heidi Montag Into Reality Show

I know the first thing y’all are going to say is “stop giving them press”. I know, I know. But I needed to post this craziness. I need someone to join me in banging my head on the wall! Here goes: People magazine talked to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about this sex tape nonsense. Their comments are bizarre. Spencer basically admits that he won’t leave Heidi in Costa Rica until she caves and does a reality show with him:

“I had to bring the puppies down and help them move in,” “[Heidi] thought I was going to leave, but I’m not. I didn’t want to get divorced. I have nothing in Malibu, I’m homeless, I’m nothing without her.”

Heidi maintains there are NO sex tapes:

“There is no sex tape that exists and there never was,” she says. “Spencer is trying to drum up press. This is exactly why I wanted to divorce him in the first place.”

THIS is where Spencer basically shoots himself in the foot:

“I told Heidi “if you don’t want to do the new reality show with me, then I’ll have to release old footage,” he says. “I can get $5 million from a sex tape, but I really don’t want to do that. It’s not the way I want things to be. Heidi is furious with me but I need to look out for myself.”

Can’t this quote be used against him? He is flat out admitting to blackmail!

Heidi’s final word on the matter:

“I’m going to leave the hotel and get a house because Spencer won’t leave me alone and won’t go back to Malibu right now,” Montag says. “It’s just too hard. I still love him, but I can’t stand what he’s doing.”

Still love him? A man who is threatening you and harassing you and willing to sell sex tapes of you? And you STILL LOVE HIM? What??

Please, let the head banging commence! UGH!!!!!!

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Breaking News: Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Finalize Their Divorce

Well, I don’t think this is a surprise to anyone. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren issued a joint statement confirming that the couple have finalized their divorce.

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future,” they said in a statement released by Nordegren’s Virginia-based law firm of McGuireWoods. “While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.

“Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

Details about the divorce settlement were not available.

You have to give the couple credit for managing to keep things quiet in the middle of such a public spectacle.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Goes To Court In Bid To Get Her An Early Release From Rehab

At this point, I’m ready for Lindsay Lohan to be out of rehab just to put an end to all the speculation! Radar Online reports that Lindsay’s attorney is going to court this week in an attempt to get the starlet released from rehab within the next 10 days.

While TMZ was reporting that Lindsay’s doctors at UCLA don’t think the actress requires 90 days of treatment, someone on staff at Morningside Recovery facility (the place where Lindsay was originally scheduled to go) told Radar Online it is “beyond rare” for doctors to release patients early.

“It is hard to find a doctor to recommend somebody get out of treatment early, nearly impossible actually,” said the [Morningside Recovery] official. “I have worked in the field for nearly 20 years and this is the first time I have ever heard of it happening. Kudos to the Lohan camp for making it happen.”

The Morningside staff person reportedly claimed to Radar Online that that’s why Lindsay’s people wanted her to go to UCLA in the first place.

“This is why the family did not want her to come to Morningside, so she could get out of rehab early and start work asap,” the rep told

I don’t know… this sounds a little bit like sour grapes on Morningside Recovery’s part, but who knows?

People close to Lindsay tell Radar Online she’s anxious to be released, but that’s to be expected. She never wanted to go in in the first place! Well, if Lindsay truly wants to get help, she has the resources to do it.

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Fantasia Admits Her Overdose Was No Accident

This is just getting weirder and sadder by the day. Fantasia admits in an interview that she intentionally overdosed on aspirin and a sleep aid a couple of weeks ago.

“I didn’t have any fight in me. I didn’t care about anything. I just wanted out,” the American Idol winner, 26, tells VH1 in a new Behind the Music interview, airing 9 p.m. ET/PT Tuesday, the same day her new album, Back to Me, is released. “At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with“ all of it, all of that [expletive].”

She continues: “I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can’t accidentally take a whole bottle of pills.”

Fantasia’s manager said the singer had been “extremely low” and when she sent him a text saying “I love you” he realized something might be seriously wrong.

“I wrote, ‘You better not do anything or think about doing anything stupid.’ And I left it at that. About 10 minutes later, Fantasia texted me back, and she said, ‘Already did.’ I went into Fantasia’s room and saw her on the floor, and my heart just dropped.”

Thank goodness her manager put two and two together! Since Fantasia is talking about this openly, I wonder if we’ll see it all play out on her reality TV show ‘Fantasia For Real.’

Between her new album coming out and the fall premiere of the second season of her reality TV show, Fantasia has a lot going on. Hopefully she’s getting some help.

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