Kelly Osbourne celebrated her birthday at Maya nightclub in London with her mother Sharon and friend Kimberly Stewart. I know Kim got that haircut a while back but I still am not used to it. It took me a second to accept that it was really her. I love how Kelly and Sharon are both all in black. Like mother like daughter...WENN

Have you ever watched The Osbourne Show on MTV? If so, you should know how dogs RULE that mansion. They poop, eat, sleep, and play wherever they want. I CAN'T believe that Sharon Osbourne went out to buy another animal! I guess when your heart is opened to those four-legged creatures, you just can't stop giving out love. Click on the continue reading link to see pictures of Jack helping his mom with supplies. When did he turn into such a man?

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Why has the formula for reality television somehow grew to include a British judge? Have you noticed that every popular reality show we have currently running on our networks consists of a person with an English accent? Perhaps it's because our shows are all remakes of the overseas originals. Sharon Osbourne will replace Brandy on America's Got Talent while she faces vehicular manslaughter charge after reportedly causing a fatal post-Christmas car crash. And for the four of you that watched the show, Regis will not be hosting this season. Instead, Jerry Springer is taking his place.

What parent wishes for their children to have babies with WHOEVER can knock them up? Only in Hollywood!

"They're out of their minds! Quote of the year from my mum is 'I don't care who gets you pregnant, just get me a grandchild.' "I love kids and I'd love them one day. But for now it's something I can't fathom - I can't even look after myself yet."

-- Kelly Osbourne on her mother's insistent need to become a grandmother

Instead of Sharon Osbourne focusing her attention to her drug-inflicted, disfunctional family, she has decided to waste her energy on putting down Madonna's recent decision to adopt David from Malawi. And she doesn't hold back either.

"It is a crock of s**t. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid's sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do? He can't read or write. Madonna should gave given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24 hour paramedic. She bought a baby for God's sake."

Sharon Osbourne has decided the gastric band she placed in her body to help her lose over 125 pounds is not working for her anymore. She has come to the point where she is working on ways to eat more food and is slowly becoming an over eater again. This year alone Sharon has gained 15 pounds. Instead of sticking to the nutritious plan assigned to her after surgery, she has been eating "chocolate, French fries and junk food". This quick fix solution will be replaced with psychotherapy so that she can focus on her eating issues head on. She plans to undergo surgery to remove the band in December.

"I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself. I think I have some sort of self-destruction button. I keep trying to eat more and more...I'm a pig! You throw up...then you eat more." (source)