Michael Lohan is trying to sell the results of his paternity tests. If the result is he is not the father of that 13 year old girl, then he wants $10,000. If he IS the father, then he wants $20,000. He also has plans to sell the rights to the first meet up wit her should they be related. I am sure that is in her best interest....dad. Good call.

I know it's not celebrity related... but I had to share. Starbucks has announced that due to poor sales, they will have to close down a few hundred stores.

I'm getting lost in this liquid high...

sipping on this happy juice...

So what you're saying is that you need to be really drunk to go home with this guy? And you wrote a song about it? That sounds like some catch.

New Heidi Montag! Let's play. I got up to about 1.51 and then shut it off. But that's only because I could hardly figure out what she was saying in the beginning. How long can you last? It's bad, but it's 100% better than Fashion.

Click here to listen.

I love how Jennifer Aniston is always avoiding the camera and John Mayer is always directly looking into it. Shows you how different their personalities really are. It still works!

Check out this footage from Extra TV showing the couple sharing a moment and Jen taking pictures backstage from John's concert. That's some camera!

The video for “Give It 2 Me,” the second single off of Madonna’s recently released Hard Candy proves that the Queen of Pop isn’t slowing down even for one second, and the rhythmic dance track proves that to a tee with lyrics like “I can go on and on and on” and “no one’s gonna stop me now.” The track was co-written and co-produced by Pharrell who is also featured in the video.

Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour will begin (hip) hopping around the world on August 23rd in Cardiff, Wales with stops in major European markets before its U.S. run. Be sure to get your tickets now before they sell out! Head over to https://tickets.madonna.com/ for more info.

Police are saying that Amy Winehouse was provoked during her performance at U.K.’s Glastonbury festival therefore no arrests will be made over the incident. Even Amy's publicist claims that the fan struck first. 

"The ‘lashing out’ was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted."

I found the video, but you can barely see what happens before Amy takes a swing.

In non-celeb related news...

I don't know who Matt is or where he is at the moment, but I have to say that this is one of the nicest videos I've seen in ages. Goes to show you that despite all the world's troubles, a little dance goes a long way. Uniting the world one uncoordinated dance step at a time.

Matt, if you ever come back to NY, I would be HONORED to do the jig with you!! Check out his journal and see all the exciting places he's been. When my children are old and my husband is retired, I will definitely make one of these videos - what a story!

Thanks Jen!!

Not too much going on and there isn't one spoiler, but someone on Princeton's campus thought to whip a camera out and film Shia Labeouf in action.

How much fun did George Clooney and Brad Pitt have while making Burn After Reading. Check out the trailer!

Actors who take the time out to shed light on worldly issues are always my favorite to post. Ben Affleck could literally spend the rest of his life poolside sipping something frozen and fabulous. Instead, he is traveling the world and learning about what he can do to help those in need.

Check out his airtime on GMA.