It's almost impossible to get through this entire song. Actually, I was unable to do it. Listen to as much as you can and then post the time you had to turn it off.
Here is Heidi Montag's newest single, Fashion. Be warned...
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243595 points
I did it! I listened to the whole thing! Wow! Okay, nothing to be at all proud about... I had an advantage... I'm at work, so I had to pause it twice to answer phones, so I was able to take a break! Is she singing in french at points? I couldn't understand!
Ugh 18 seconds wasted!
300 points
15 seconds of my life I will never get back!
39 seconds.....is she serious? what the heck is she doing with her life?
2990 points
my ears started to bleed at 1:19
0:51...Terrible...
300 points
...I got to 43 seconds. 43 seconds of perfectly good time... wasted.
As soon as the "French" part hit...I couldn't do anymore.
300 points
i actually reached my pain threshold at about 15 seconds
47 seconds. My kitten actually began to cry. I am serious.
I listened to the whole thing!!! Can't believe I have that much time to waste eeekkkk! First off...what was with the sta-let-toesssssss? And the extra long pronounciations, does she think she sounds okay? Secondly, does she realize she has become a joke...that everyone is laughing at her and not with her? And Finally, she looked better in the one picture near the end before she had all her cosmetic enhancements!
243595 points
Whew! You got through the whole thing, also! Thank you!
243595 points
I feel like a sucker.... I hope I'm not the only one who can listen to the whole thing... it had to have been the fact I had to pause it twice, and I got to rest my ears!!! That's got to be it! It reall wasn't great.... how did I get through the whole thing?! It really was terrible!!
300 points
I hit pause 40 seconds into it -- when she starts spitting out label names and sounds like a demented old Chinese woman.
87180 points
you are hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!
I was DONE at 38 seconds.. I didn't understand a word... The moment "it" began my ears, brain and soul shut down! I will never recuperate! hahahha
um ew. heidi can't sing for her life..so she should stop before any more further embarrassment accrues. i listened to the whole song..and i honestly have no idea what in the world she was saying but she sounds like an old chinese woman.
I had to turn it off on 32.
Wow! I lasted longer than I thought I would 1 minute 37 seconds! LOL!! I thought it's got to get better, than I thought maybe it was a joke. Then I realized it wasn't and almost felt bad for her, so I shut it off!!!!
FAIL.
39 sec and I wanted to cry...
12135 points
55 seconds.... whew! I cannot even for the life of me figure out what she is trying to say! I DID catch something like, 'Im your mannequin' WHAT are her YES people thinking? How can a person do so many embarrassing things and still LOVE to show her face in public? I am in complete awe..... NOT in a good way!
ewww gross!!! 35secs!
550 points
46 seconds
10285 points
Ummm...what language is this? I didn't understand one word.
WTF!!! 36 seconds.
43 seconds... she's an idiot if she thinks people actually want to hear any crap that she sings... I'm thinking firing squad for her and her dumbass boyfriend! ! ! ! ! Any body agree???
I had to listen to the whole thing...it was like a car wreck. I couldn't keep my ears off it! OMG, OMG, OMG...how, why, wtf!!!
You are kidding me..
i really dont think shes actually speaking french... but yeah, got to about 45 seconds then my mouse moved to the pause button on its own haha
300 points
I could only last till she started singing in french. For that matter, I wanted to stop as soon as she shouted out "Heidi!" *cold shivers*
12632 points
17 seconds...I'm not a fan of dance music, so that whole techno intro is lost on me.
1935 points
1:08, then I had my ears removed.
87180 points
i tried to listen to it yesterday on d-listed and couldn`t ,it is absolutly atrocious WHY ???? i mean WHYYYYY?
Um, 12 seconds. That high pitched, nasally HEY got me. Ug, I mean how long can one ride the 15 minutes of fame wave. I think she should dump Spencer and start dating that Jared guy from Subway ... then maybe both of their 15 minutes will end simultaneously.
I last 12 seconds. That high-pitched, nasally "HEY" did me in. Ug, I swear that her 15 minutes is up. She should ditch Spencer, hook up with Jared from Subway and then they can both ride out their fame wave together ... preferably sooner rather than later.
am I retarded? i kind of liked it...it's catchy..
I admit it's catchy in a stupid kind of way. but ive listend to it 3 times already...hmm..
55 seconds...what was that? they call that music?
3335 points
OMG, Vera! I'm shocked that you actually revealed your true feelings. Usually you try to be positive about everything. But I'm glad you expressed yourself this time. THere's nothing wrong with saying how you truly feel about something. You go girl!!!
39 secs - me too! Wahhh, I couldn't listen anymore... when she started to "rap" or whatever ... uhh.
0:47......it´s like listening to the smurfs sing....
1:25
that song should be banned.
300 points
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 36 seconds too long...
Crappity-crap that was horrible!!! And I don't care if you can read French out loud, or just sound it out, IT STILL DOESN'T SOUND FRENCH!
(Mz Knowles might take notes on this, as she made my ears bleed when she sang in 'French' at the Oscars in '05.... Shudder....)
Oh wow...that was a whole 18 seconds of wasted time I couldn've spent doing something else more useful. What is she thinking? And besides...who on earth is this little twit?
well, i don't think it's a great song, but quite nice, for this style and for her...it's funny how she speaks in french ;)
22 seconds. I can't stand her voice! I think my ears are bleeding...
300 points
this is awesome. i love how this is a REAL challenge. this song (i listened to it's entirety) is necessary for heidi the way reviewing the abc's and 123's is necessary for pre-schoolers. she starts off with her name, something we all have to know. then there's that phrase about having clothes on her...very important if she leaves the house.
300 points
I only got through about half of it. I just lost 1min 10sec of my life that I will never get back... What was that about in the bridges where she is naming off all those designers (if you can make out what she is saying)? She is trying to sound like Gwen Stefani... Ok let me get to the point... It sucked
It's not that bad ~ I've heard worse!
It's not my usual favourite genre of music, but it's no worse or better than a lot of the pop that's in the charts now.
The one thing that surprised me though was how deep Heidi's voice sounds ....... is is definitely her singing? Heidi has quite a gentle high pitched speaking voice and I was expecting her singing voice to be more girly.
I actually feel sorry for Heidi because, (and I'm not saying this is), but even if this was a fantastic song sang well, I think people would still slag her off. Heidi can't do right for doing wrong.
She may not be loved by the public, but she seems happy, and she's attractive and wealthy, which could explain why so many people dislike her!
I just ate lunch so I wont listent to this, I could throw up.
14 seconds.
I almost fell out of my chair when she said HEIDI.
300 points
i made it 29 seconds into it. to the line where she says im so fierce its ridiculous....jesus...whats happening to days culture. its stuff like this that give you people a bad name. im gonna try again to make it through the whole thing.
1:15 seconds. it was real bad... the lyrics are bad and totally self serving. What a loser.
1895 points
55 seconds and I must agree, the French part is the best...
39 seconds, and that was pushing it. I wish I could listen to the whole thing and be able to laugh, but I will have to build up some resistance first - maybe try for a full minute and gradually work my way up. Or perhaps I could run my fingernails over a chalkboard beforehand to desensitize my ears. I remember how on the first season of The Hills Heidi wanted to get paid but didn't want to actually have to go to work. Amazingly, she figured out how to do that. The girl is a diabolical genuis.
I kinda liked it!
690 points
I listened to it yesterday and HATED it. But I thought, hey, I'll give it a second chance. Guess what? I HATED it. Its so bad. Its definitely not the type of song where you hate it the first time and then warm up to it the more you listen to it. Its the type of song that should never be played again.
300 points
0:50...
wow... that was really bad
300 points
1:29
I didn't understand a word of her French. The only reason I know it's French is because of the fake Parisian accent and Perez Hilton mentioning it.
Shut the hell up Heidi!
44 seconds. She is no worse than Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, etc. Just danceable music when you are in a club.
What the hell!!!! No I don't want to see these clothes on or off you.. in fact I would like to see the clothes with out YOU!! OMG I just realized what the hell she is saying.. what a superficial BIA...sorry, wiping the blood away from my ears.
Can't we put her in a room with crayons and forget about her? please?
300 points
Well it's obvious this girl has zero talent in the singing department (or well, any department), what with all the sound effects and synthesizers. When she began caterwauling in French, that's when I had enough.
300 points
I HAD to listen to the whole thing, unforth for her I thought It couldnt get worse than higher but wow! You know... I think if they had the right producers and not her singing it would be that bad....but wow. Silver lining(theres always one)....it gave me something to do besides work for three minutes!!!
300 points
20 seconds and wished I hadn't even started. What is the matter with this girl? Why does she honestly think she should be singing? I just don't get it.
How in the HELL can anybody make out a word she s saying? French? Really? It just sounds like this idiot burned her finger on a stove and recorded herself jumping around and screaming....with a mouth full of marbles.
i actually listened to the all thing, it sucks
UGH she needs to drop spencer! he's so obsessed with her he tells her she looks good and sounds good! they know what they are doing no matter how dumb they sound and look they are making money out of it! we are the idiots here!
144 oh and yikes
1:44 and yikes
870 points
Apprently she is planning on being huge in China or if she is lucky maybe she can tour with David Hasselhoff in Germany.
41 sec. Horrid!!
51 seconds... horrible
Good beat...but the lyrics are absolutely garbage.
300 points
Im at work. Im glad.
0 seconds.
Save the Pandas!
40 seconds.. when the weird retarded chanting starts.
29 seconds. "I'm so fierce it's so nuts". Ugh... I'm so sick of her.
300 points
My 11 year old lasted 1:32 before he left the room. I had to listen to the whole song because my 7 year old (inexplicably) liked the song and I couldn't leave because my 15 year old cat was on my lap and I didn't want to disturb her anymore than the song did!
As I am in a good mood today, i made an effort and listen to 43s. but that doesnt change the lack of quality of the song!
46 seconds
Horrible - what's with the photos - creepy - only made it to the minute mark and that was really pushing it.
1:21.
"I neeed some new still-let-toes, and walk down the street in those...."
Besides the intelligently written lyrics and the very talented execution of said lyrics... what the hell?????
132260 points
It sounds terrible, plus the lyrics themselves make it so much worse. She is singing about CLOTHES. Wowww... Could she possibly get any more shallow?
OMG this is horrible...53 secs and I couldn't keep from laughing!!! Model thin??? Is it me or is she speaking with an acent???
1440 points
woo 13 seconds!
300 points
i just wasted 53 seconds of my life that i will NEVER get back. she needs to be shot
OMG, that's bad...lasted 45 seconds.
300 points
59 seconds. Is that really French??? I think I'd rather go to the dentist than listen to this song all the way through.
780 points
1:11, that was MISERABLE. I feel like she's trying to be Fergie w/ Labels or Love
1 minute and i'm about to go crazy!!!!
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