Blind Item
Here we go again with one of Ted Casablanca's blind items. This one is a bit too obvious for me. Who do you think he is talking about?
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Fake à la Ferocity
knows how to have it all. She’s got the fans, the perfect relationship,
the career, the love, the adoration, the healed needle marks! What more
could a chick want in life? Maybe to hold onto that existence, perhaps?
When we last spoke of Ms. F, everybody was gossing in overdrive
because she was so painfully thin. And, you know, most folks thought it
was starvation stuff and the honey-doll just wasn’t eating much. Not
true. F2 was shooting up with the best of ‘em, and, trust, plenty of
H-wood honey-pies are on heroin right now. I mean, forget closeted
fagolas—that’s the real dirty secret in this town, for now, at least.
But Fake à la needed to get off the hard stuff for a variety of
reasons, family and Biz included. Firstly, she’s done it before.
Secondly, she’s not stoopid; Ms. Ferocity knows damn well if
she keeps up the drugs like most of her addicted colleagues have,
she’ll say buh-bye to everything she’s nabbed. F.F. has no intention of
pulling a Belushi, I assure you. And that is why Fake
à la employs some of Hell-Ay’s fanciest docs, their specialty being
weaning famous folks off drugs via synthetic goodies that’ll make anybody’s bad day a tad more doable. Roughing in rehab? No, babes, that’s for the little people.
However, there does lie a small kink in this elite, indulged sitch,
prob being Ferocity’s docs think their client’s intending to quit for
good. Uh, yeah. She’ll do that about as soon as she stops screwing
whomever she pleases. See, the cleaning up’s only for F2’s current
activities, babes. Then it’s right back to anorexia rumors, count on it.
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Angelina Jolie of course! She's done a lot of wonderful things, but we all have our demons.....
Nicole Kidman is married to Ketih Urban who has a song "Hold On to your Dreams" which is another tie to the "Hold on"
why does ted sound more and more like gossip girl...
Nicole Richie????
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I don't think it's Angelina. I can't imagine any doctor giving her synthetic drugs while she's pregnant, as they are drugs nonetheless. Besides, Casablanca mentions the "perfect relationship", not the perfect family. However, since so many Tinseltown ladies are ridiculously thin, I have no clue who it could be.
~ Nyx ~
I think it is Fergie...
As I was reading this, I thought Nicole Richie- but Fergie is a really good guess.
I'm thinkin' it's Angelina.
Katie Holmes???
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victoria beckham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley Olsen? He used F2 which made me think twin.
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what do you guys think the "stoopid" means???
I figured Nicole Richie already went to rehab, so why would it say "roughing it in rehab is for the little people"? Also, I never remembered Fergie as being pin thin or painfully thin. She's always been fit and in shape, but never sick looking. Plus it says the cleaning up is only for her "current activities, babes" I know he was calling us readers "babes" but it's still an interesting placement of the word. Plus, no one else is preggers - Nicole Richie's kid is almost 6 months, no?
I'm still thinking it's gotta be Angie. Sorry to all her die-hard fans, I still think she's a very good person and does a lot of great things to help others who are less fortunate.
The only reason why i don't think it's her is because the thin body was due to stress from her mom's death..At least that's how I feel because when I'm really upset, it's easy for me to lose weight, but hard for me to gain it. I'm pretty thin and a lot of people comment on it..I just can't gain it back . maybe it's like that for her too
Sure that theory woud be plausible if Angelina wasn't so thin ALL the time.
Angie is a good guess. Hard drugs and pregnancy... someone needs to sit me down and explain it to me, because rich or poor I don't understand how it's possible. So many questions...
Definitely Fergie, isn't it obvious?
i like the katie holmes guess it think its perfect. that or victoria beckham
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My guess is Victoria as well.
Of course it is Fergie Ferg...that is why he uses the name F2.
F2 because he referred to her as "Fake a la Ferocity"
Yes and that also stands for Fergie Ferg
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It can't be Nicole Richie. The blind item says she has the perfect career. What career? A career at being a useless nobody?
I think it's Angelina. There's no other that fits this bill.
Nicky and/or Paris Hilton!
First thought to me was Jenna Jameson...but who knows.
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I was thinking Vicky B, but now I'm going with Fergie. So sad.
If you or someone you know needs help, or you just want to learn, go to www.drugfree.org and gather some information. I try to do as much work with them as I can, and have seen and felt first hand (and I'm sure many have) what drug abuse can do to the people you love abuseing them.
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Angelia Jolie, lets not forget that Anna Nicole was on synthetic drugs while preggers.
Sorry, I think it's Angelina too. It's the mention of the "relationship" rather than marriage, the love and adoration (who else has this but Angelina Jolie???) and the fact that he uses the word "nabbed" when mentioning all the good things in her life, as more people believe that she took what she has rather than fell into it. People had been talking about how painfully thin she was up until she got pregnant ("she needed to get off it for family"). The part that confuses me is the reference to sleeping with whoever she pleases.
Why would that part confuse you if you're thinking it's Angie? She's slept around with EVERYONE. "Sleeping with whoever she pleases" could be referencing that she slept with Brad while married.
I think he said whomever because Brad was married and also because she has been with both men and women.
It can't be Fergie - she's not painfully thin and has been accused recently of sporting a baby bump. The post also says "But Fake à la needed to get off the hard stuff for a variety of reasons, family and Biz included. " Fergie is engaged, no family yet. I am guessing Angelina! She must have started up when her mother was ill and passed away, when she got rail thin.
You mean started up again, right?
When was Fergie ever painfully thin? She's built like a linebacker.
It's Angelina Jolie. She's a big-time smackhead. "Current activities" refers to her pregnancy, plural because there are twins in there. She cheats on Brad -- "Sleeping with whoever she wants." ( Wyclef Jean, Olivier Martinez, to name a few )
It matches Angelina as perfectly as old "Morgan Mayhem" matched Lindsay Lohan. These blind items are very accurate.
I doubt it..who would sleep with a woman that has 4 kids, brad pitt, and is pregnant?
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I was going to say Nicole Richie... Guess I'm wrong!
Sounds like Angie to me.
Keira Knightley? if you go to his website, it says that it isn't healther locklear, whitney houston, or ashley judd..
What about Gwen Stefani? He uses the word "stoopid"-- Slighty Stoopid is another ska band, they played together before.... She's preggo again, hasn't she had the anorexia rumors before?
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I'm thinking Angelina. her character in "Wanted" (out now) is "Fox". Maybe that's where he gets the Ms. F. Plus he mentions "relationship" instead of marriage, and also mentions she's gonna go back to her old ways once she finishes her "current activities" (pregnancy). But then he mentions her "screwing whomever she pleases"...could that possibly mean Brad, while he was married to Jen? I know Angelina's had drug problems in the past....but it pains me to think she STILL has them, while raising 5 kids. What's up with that? I DEFINATLEY don't think it's Fergie. She was hooked on meth, but has kicked that habit...she's never looked thin, but always very healthy and inshape. Angelina on the other hand, looked downright skeletal a while back. ***annie***
Fake à la Ferocity...could be a reference to the French villa they are living in.
Ted did talk a lot about Angelina Jolie this week. he usually mentions the subject of the blind vice in earlier columns.
Plus didn't Dr. Drew mention something about Angelina and Heroine in that Playboy article? apparently it is a ridiculously hard habit to recover from
sorry to all you die hard fans....all clues point AJ
POSH POSH POSH POSH...it's clear as a bell!
At first, I really thought Nicole Ritchie, but now I do think it's Angie. Can't be Fergie--she has never been scary skinny. And like someone said above...the adoration and love thing...it's Angie. Can't imagine hard drugs and a pregnancy...but considering that she couldn't get pregnant and had to see a fertility doc to conceive the twins because she was so damn skinny and probably doing drugs then...well, it all makes sense. I also think she cheats on Brad.
if they got fertility treatments, they would more than likey not be girl/girl twins..i guess we'll just have to see if they're identical or not, tho..
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I REALLY REALLY think it's Lara Flynn Boyle
I say Fergie. She used to be a meth addict, is engaged, and career is strong.
Angelina is a lot of things including being pretty monogomous when in a relationship. The "screwing whomever she pleases" leads me away from her. Those words have been used for Kate Hudson recently as well as the maybe she's pregnant comment.
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I think Angie too. She has been open about taking drugs in the past, has spoken about being bisexual (it says whomsoever she pleases not any man), and that she met people for sex between Billy Bob and Brad relationships -ie sex to please her . I think the item implies she is off the stuff just now, which would fit with Ang being pregnant. Also she did go though a trauma last year which may have caused her to fall off the wagon, and which coincided with her becoming very thin.
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i said this in a previous post about Angelina a few weeks ago, but I seriously think she's either addicted to having children OR has many children as a way to distract herself from her past (or maybe present) substance abuse. I think it's interesting (if this blind item is in fact her) that she was soooo skinny 9 months (on drugs, like this artivle suggests) and WHAM she gets pregnant with twins. Could it be that she either adopts, or has children when times get scary/tough for her and she sees the children as a way to help her out of it and basically force her to get sober? I might be stretching here, but there is simply something about her, and all her kids that seems very strange to me. I can't quite place it. ***annie***
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Totally agree!
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I thought it was Heather Locklear as well, but if his site says it's not...Could it be Denise Richards??? I don't know, I would agree with the crowd, but I don't remember Victoria B sleeping with whomever she wants (not to say she couldn't, but I don't believe she does).
JMO.
im thinking victoria...the babes part and the Fake a la makes it sound like her name ends in an A...and ppl always accuse her of being so fake
My guess is ANGELINA--even her arms STILL look far too skinny while being pregnant with TWINS :(
Pam Anderson????
I don't think Victoria Beckham (although she had been accused of starvation diets) because I'm not sure she would be classified as having the "perfect career" or "adoration", besides which I've never heard rumors of her cheating on David.
I don't think Angleina, either--if this had been written a number of years ago, yes, maybe...but although she has admitted to drug use in the past, I think she is definately smart enough to get off them before being pregnant.
Keira Knightley is a good guess.
Jennifer Aniston? (although I don't know if her career would be considered 'perfect')
Reece Witherspoon?--Nah, just kidding!!
Hows about Madge? Madonna has been rumored to be splitting with her hubby and she's been riding the perfection thing for a little too long. Pin thin and a very risque past....
she sounds like a possibility
I was thinking Kiera except for the line about "H-wood honey-pies" and she is a Londoner. What about Cameron Diaz although she's not stick thin, she seems to enjoy sleeping around. It wouldn't surprise me if all the guesses so far are wrong.........I think we need to widen the field and not select the obvious go-to choices on the Blind Items.
I think hollywood was meant to be interchanged with 'star' or 'actor', imo.
The first one that came to mind was Nicole Kidman... Always super skinny, even now being pregnant. The healed needle marks - both drugs and Botox!
Not sure about her having the perfect relationship (with Keith's rehab visit), but he seems to adore her.
And don't you get a sense that she thinks other people are just "little people"?
Just saying...
Angelina. Isn't it obvious?
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How can anyone say that it's Nicole Richie? It says that she has a "Career." That skank doesn't have a career, duh!
It would have to be angelina. Also the F2 could have something to do with her being pregnant with twins?
There is no way she could hide this from Brad. Funny, I did not think he would put up with that. WHile on the subject, I think it was terrible how she snatched up little Pax, plus re-naming the little guy. Time will tell how this affects him. Cannot wait to see these kids grown up. I think in her later life, Angie will be without Brad or any partner. She will be living in Europe.
Stop hating! Zahara was renamed too, and so was Maddox. There are lots of kids in the US that were renamed early on because their parents changed their minds. Go ahead and wait until they grow up, as long as we don't see any spawn from you, I'm happy.
It's Nicole Kidman. She co-wrote the song "Somethin Stupid" with Robbie Williams, she married a musician like Heather Locklear, she sang in a movie like Whitney Houston, and starred in Days of Thunder, a movie about race car driving and Ashley Judd is married to a race car driver. Fake a la Ferocity ...fake ferocity would be ..."Dead Calm" a movie she starred in.
co-wrote somethin' stupid?? it was written the year she was born!!!
Who the hell knows. As for Ms. Jolie, he is pissed because all of his rumors about them have been false, so he trys to be clever and make up more stupid stuff that will be put on blogs like this one. Since Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt are never apart, when the hell would she be sleeping with anyone else?I know you folks hate these two, but get real.
Eva Longoria?
S_J Parker?
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Angelina Jolie
Fake à la Ferocity
They have a similar ring, plus Jolie is a French name, à la is French...plus everyone knows her legs are like an automatic door, they open for everyone...
Angelina definitely has an addictive personality and I agree that adopting and having more children is the addiction du jour. Personally, I think it's her. Everything she has blabbed about her life and past indicates that she's trying to fill some kind of void and drugs would definitely fit the bill. They've already said that she has doctors traveling with her; but that the doctor delivering her isn't here yet. Wonder why they would need doctors around if they aren't her OB/GYN staff?
She seems to be this tough girl, but really she seems like a fragile little weakling and I'm sure Brad loves finally being able to play savior to her.
its Farrah Fawcett. Her 23 y.o. son was just arreseted last night for poss. of HEROIN. perez just posted it. and she was f'd up on letterman.
It's not Farah Fawcett. None of it the description makes sense for her.
It's Hilary Duff!!!!
Lindsey Lohan or Hillary Duff.
Kate Bosworth. She always seems to be on a cycle of self-destruction. Has done 3 movies lately, is seen off and on with her British model boyfriend. Not stoopid, they always pull out that "she was accepted to Princeton" quote in interviews. Rumors of raging drug use when she was with Orlando, leading to their breakup after the Superman Returns movie came out. Presently, she's back to looking like she's a bobblehead.
PLEASE tell me how someone can HONESTLY think this could be Angelina Jolie. She is a MOTHER OF 4, with two on the way. She is REQUIRED to take random drug tests for her position as UN Ambassador. Brad would NEVER EVER allow this to happen, and my God, she is PREGNANT. Angelina is very open about everything in her life, and people honestly think she is a Heroin junkie?? I dont care if you love her or hate her, but you cannot tell me you honestly believe she would do that. Come on. This is very upsetting.
It's Pamela Anderson. He wrote about her as the humaniarian on Heroin a while back.
I also think it' Pamela Anderson. She is back with Tommy Lee. Ted Casablanca claims it's not Whitney Houston, Ashley Judd, or Heather Locklear. Usually, there is something that they have in common with the blind item. They all are connected to musicians.
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And that makes Pamela Anderson a musician? That's news to me.
I think it's Keira Knightly. She's been in a relationship for a while but she's always denying anorexia rumors. She's got a brand new movie out and tons of fans? I could be way off...
Pamela Anderson makes sense because I was trying to figure out his "Fake a la" reference@
Ok I am gonna warrant a guess on this although I normally don't. Im going with Keira Knightly. She has a career, a good relationship, and has dogged anorexia rumors for a while now. Another person I think might fill this bill is Nikki Hilton. Just my thoughts.
Unless one of you have personally slept with Angelina or know of someone personally who has - how would you possibly KNOW she's slept with EVERYONE?
Angie Jolie, hooked like a fish, recently blind item, slept with her body guard, Pitt had to pay him off to keep his mouth shut, don't see chisled body guard arond anymore
I was thinking Jessica Alba. I know its a weird one but FF could be referring to Fantastic Four AND she was just pregnant too. She wasn't always super skinny but there was a point when she was on the covers of magazines where they claimed she was shrinking down way too much. Also, he says honey-doll (she was on the movie Honey). She has more friends in Hollywood wrapped up in drugs than others that were mentioned (like Angelina). Just a thought...
Xtina or Nicole Richie
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i think it's angelina.
How about Kelly - from Kelly and Regis
No effing way that it is Angelina Jolie. She would never harm her family like that.
Definitely Angelina.
i think that jessica alba could be a possibility. i dont think its angelina because she is always with brad or her children, and she has always been thin, and why would he call her fake a la? but i dont think anyone's suggestions are correct. But perez hilton is always calling jessica alba "fake" latina. i also think it has to be someone younger cause he calls her "chick" i think angelina is passed the chick phase. Maybe kate bosworth.
and family, like all of you are suggesting does not have to mean children, too.
fake a la ferocity is not kelly ripa, jessica biel or keira knightley if you look up other descriptions of her,
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